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Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
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 (January 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)Invisible Sky Fairy Wrote: Trying...trying...trying...nope, can't bring myself to care. Horrible Organization #2, feel free to hurt Horrible Organization #1. You should care. It would probably be the precursor to an all-out war.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
I'm sure the end times bunch will find a way to fit this into their delusions.
The prof will have a "confirmation" orgasm.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- 
Clearly, those outfits are too much for ISIS. Not even Muhammad's turban is that fab.
Gone
Invisible Sky Fairy
Sky cake baker  Religious Views: There is no god, but if there was he'd be an idiot. (January 22, 2015 at 6:08 pm)Faith No More Wrote:(January 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)Invisible Sky Fairy Wrote: Trying...trying...trying...nope, can't bring myself to care. Horrible Organization #2, feel free to hurt Horrible Organization #1. Well, yeah. That part'd suck.  Doubly so cause every action and dead body would drag up the question of why God isn't doing the protecting here.
(January 22, 2015 at 6:14 pm)Invisible Sky Fairy Wrote: Well, yeah. That part'd suck. All part of God's Master plan of course... And then, a Great Leader (Kim Jung Un!) will appear out of nowhere (North Korea!) to make everybody sit down and play nice. Cats and dogs will finally get along. Racial harmony will reign. The moon will steer the planets and love will guide the stars. Little does any one suspect! The Great Leader has other, nefarious plans.... (Cue maniacal laughter and pic of Great Leader stroking a white cat's fur.) Meanwhile, up in Heaven, Jesus, Ghost and Daddykins are champing at the bit to get this party started.  (January 22, 2015 at 5:30 pm)Tonus Wrote: Why would the Pope have anything to worry about? God's on his side! He could run around the Mideast with his Mohammed mask, making fun of Islam, and they wouldn't be able to touch him... right? Don't forget that there's a different 'one-and-only' God on ISIL's side... 
So much for the Armor of God, eh?
God helps those who help themselves. It's in the bible right? Well no. But it does work better than asking god for help.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
 Quote: It would probably be the precursor to an all-out war Sign me up for conscientious objector. Fuck 'em all. |
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