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Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat

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Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
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Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 5:21 pm by JesusHChrist.)
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 5:25 pm
He'll be fine in the most ironic vehicle of all time.

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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 5:26 pm
Yes, nothing says faith in the Lord like bullet proof glass.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 5:27 pm
Oh dear. If ISIL is really going to do something like that I foresee bad things. Very bad things.

13th century, anyone?
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 5:30 pm
Why would the Pope have anything to worry about? God's on his side! He could run around the Mideast with his Mohammed mask, making fun of Islam, and they wouldn't be able to touch him... right?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 5:49 pm
Just thinking it through a bit---the sheer mania that would result if the Islamic State actually succeeded in harming/killing the pope. Meanwhile we regularly drone the shit out of their religious leaders/innocents. Boy will the level of furor against Islam go through the fucking roof.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm
Quote:Security was tightened in Saint Peter's Square in September after intelligence services intercepted a possible plan to attack the Vatican.


It wasn't me. Although....it would be hard to find a rooting interest in that fight.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 5:58 pm by Invisible Sky Fairy.)
Trying...trying...trying...nope, can't bring myself to care. Horrible Organization #2, feel free to hurt Horrible Organization #1.

Quote:Security was tightened in Saint Peter's Square in September after intelligence services intercepted a possible plan to attack the Vatican.

By this they mean they prayed more, right? Huh
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
January 22, 2015 at 6:03 pm
Quote:By this they mean they prayed more, right?

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They polished their pikes. Fucking things are probably left over from the crusades anyway.
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