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Damned Vikings
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Damned Vikings
I'm 6'4" tall. I currently weigh 16 stone (224 lbs). I keep myself fit. Even for someone my size, I'm considered uncommonly strong.

And this guy makes me feel like a pussy.





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#2
RE: Damned Vikings
1,000 years ago they didn't have forklifts.
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#3
RE: Damned Vikings
Eagerly waiting to see what he is capable of as a zombie...
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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#4
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There's no way his butthole's still on the inside.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#5
RE: Damned Vikings
huh . .

wut ??????
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#6
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I would be more impressed if it didn't look like at least one side of the log was in contact with the supports at all times.
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(February 6, 2015 at 9:14 pm)bennyboy Wrote: I would be more impressed if it didn't look like at least one side of the log was in contact with the supports at all times.

Well, yeah, but consider this - a 1/2 ton pickup truck would be overloaded by that one log.
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#8
RE: Damned Vikings
That was the log that God made which was too heavy for him to lift.

That guy gone and lifted it. What up, God?
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