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Hello I am Funt Clap

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Hello I am Funt Clap
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 3:56 pm
Is SeanBean holding you captive?
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 3:56 pm
Who's cleaner?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 3:56 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2015 at 4:00 pm by Funt Clap.)
(February 7, 2015 at 3:52 pm)robvalue Wrote: Erm... are you a Bond girl?

My my, what fabulous eyes you have!

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(February 7, 2015 at 3:56 pm)Nestor Wrote: Is SeanBean holding you captive?

No.

Yes pls help

(February 7, 2015 at 3:56 pm)Exian Wrote: Who's cleaner?

We're both dirty dogs

If you know what I mean

No homo
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 3:59 pm
I knew I'd seen that face before Big Grin

She was out of that "Who wants to die another golden pussy tomorrow" I think. The one where Bond kills 372 people then slams some chick.
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 4:02 pm
No offense, but I much prefer Kitty Galore. I'm sure CD agrees.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 4:03 pm
(February 7, 2015 at 4:02 pm)Exian Wrote: No offense, but I much prefer Kitty Galore. I'm sure CD agrees.

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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 4:04 pm
What do you do if there's an odd number of babies? Do you toss for it or split it?
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 4:06 pm
(February 7, 2015 at 4:04 pm)robvalue Wrote: What do you do if there's an odd number of babies? Do you toss for it or split it?

Think the bible mentioned cutting it in half at one point until somebody cries, then stop cutting
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 4:09 pm
Good answer! And it said something about hyphening its brains out.

Er, dashing.

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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 6:51 pm
Welcome and luv the handle.

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