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Hello I am Funt Clap

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Hello I am Funt Clap
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#21
RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 7:02 pm
Welcome aboard.
Remember to have fun... and make fun of napo, aka, Sean Bean, aka, deadManWalking-spoiler.
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 7:02 pm
Welcome.

Are you a cheeky scrub?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#23
RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 7:51 pm
(February 7, 2015 at 6:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Welcome and luv the handle.

Acolytes are still needed for the new GOD Anusius, if you want a brochure, or for someone to stop by your home with some literature . . .

Watch out, because by "literature" he means "porn, lube, and anal insertables". Just sayin'.

P.S. Not that there's anything wrong with those things. :p
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 9:00 pm
No offense to the TS, but he's a comes a little short of the Howie Long thing I find so irresistible.
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#25
RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 9:24 pm
Hullo.

I'm probably bound to slip up once or twice and reverse the initial letters of your user name.

Sorry in advance.
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 9:25 pm
Welcome!
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 10:03 pm
(February 7, 2015 at 9:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hullo.

I'm probably bound to slip up once or twice and reverse the initial letters of your user name.

Sorry in advance.

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#28
RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 7, 2015 at 10:15 pm
The mods may not see it that way.

Big Grin
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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 8, 2015 at 12:29 am
Welcome,

Have some fish tacos!

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RE: Hello I am Funt Clap
February 8, 2015 at 12:39 am (This post was last modified: February 8, 2015 at 12:39 am by SteelCurtain.)
Another Brummie? No way.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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