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Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 8:40 am
(February 11, 2015 at 8:36 am)Alex K Wrote: Better read the Endless Story thread, there at least you can ask the authors what they mean, and they'll simply tell you directly that it's made up.

What do you mean "made up"? I'm starting to doubt your dedication to our cause.
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 8:46 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 8:46 am by Alex K.)
Well not my parts obviously. But the stuff about so many huge penises and anuses some people write, that sounds just unrealistic.
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 8:47 am
So this is what that old lady meant when she said, "It's nothing but menstruation. . . all the way down."
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 8:48 am
She obviously never heard of menopause...
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 8:49 am
I don't remember anything I wrote, but you sound judgemental. Do you mean to tell me that our Holy Thread isn't the ultimate source of truth?
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 8:50 am
Oh it absolutely is. The ingenious thing is that it contains the ultimate truth if you redefine words according to the correct scheme, which is secret Tongue
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 8:55 am
(February 11, 2015 at 8:46 am)Alex K Wrote: Well not my parts obviously. But the stuff about so many huge penises and anuses some people write, that sounds just unrealistic.

(February 11, 2015 at 8:49 am)Alex K Wrote: 5 blue tits,

Obviously.
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 8:59 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 9:00 am by Alex K.)
What's your problem? You don't like cute little birdies or what? Tongue
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 9:03 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 9:04 am by bennyboy.)
I like big boobies much better than little tits.

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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 9:05 am
(February 11, 2015 at 8:59 am)Alex K Wrote: What's your problem? You don't like cute little birdies or what? Tongue

Not sure which answer is worse. Well played, Sherlock.
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