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Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 10:34 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2015 at 10:36 am by Homeless Nutter.)
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/marc...hacks.html

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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 10:37 am
Nice! I'll take 5.
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 10:38 am
(February 11, 2015 at 10:34 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2009/marc...hacks.html

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What the fuck.
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 10:42 am
(February 11, 2015 at 10:38 am)Spooky Wrote: What the fuck.

It's a joke page. But there are people - like orthodox Jews - who still do follow those OT rules.
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 10:43 am
(February 11, 2015 at 10:17 am)JuliaL Wrote: So what convinces Christians that the NT is the corrected version and YHWH isn't still playing the merry prankster on them?


Bacon!

It's all about wanting to eat bacon.

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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 10:46 am
(February 11, 2015 at 10:43 am)h4ym4n Wrote:
(February 11, 2015 at 10:17 am)JuliaL Wrote: So what convinces Christians that the NT is the corrected version and YHWH isn't still playing the merry prankster on them?


Bacon!

It's all about wanting to eat bacon.



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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 11:22 am
(February 11, 2015 at 10:42 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:
(February 11, 2015 at 10:38 am)Spooky Wrote: What the fuck.

It's a joke page. But there are people - like orthodox Jews - who still do follow those OT rules.
No way. To what sort of extent are we talking here? Not pigeon sacrifice after every period I hope or are we just talking good harmless female segregation during dirty week?
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 11:36 am
I have no problem with todays on the go action fundamentalist christian woman wanting to observe the menstruation stuff.

In fact, not only do I wish they would, I would posit they need to for me to take their bullshit seriously.

Concerned Women for America could lead the way.
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 11:37 am
(February 11, 2015 at 11:22 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: No way. To what sort of extent are we talking here? Not pigeon sacrifice after every period I hope or are we just talking good harmless female segregation during dirty week?

Probably not, except for a few hardcore nuts.

http://www.jewfaq.org/qorbanot.htm

Modern orthodox Jews have a lot of "workarounds" to make following ancient commandments more convenient. For example:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_elevator
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RE: Menstruation, Turtles and Pigeons
February 11, 2015 at 11:48 am
(February 11, 2015 at 11:37 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Modern orthodox Jews have a lot of "workarounds" to make following ancient commandments more convenient. For example:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shabbat_elevator

Do you have a workaround for rolling on Shabbos?

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