Atheists Talking

[JesusHChrist]

I'm here to say you don't have a sense of humor.
Today I learnt about atheists, to be honest you're the people who had terrible childhood involved with terrible happenings.
Like your childhood friends ignored you.
You always wanted to be someone special. (Russians say: axaxax)
The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.
And this community is a place in which you can strengthen your atheism theories.

Charles Darwin bless you/..

Awwwww, so cute!

Another walking endorsement for abortion.

[robvalue]

He still hasn't told me what story book to believe He came so close to converting me too. Timer just ran out. Atheist again.

[Mister Agenda]

I'm here to say you don't have a sense of humor.

I can't think of anything you could possibly have said more indicative of you not having a sense of humor yourself. But glad to see you're not a one-post wonder.

Today I learnt about atheists, to be honest you're the people who had terrible childhood involved with terrible happenings.

If Christians are the people who had great childhoods, maybe they shouldn't be so judgmental of people they think had it rougher than them. Looking down on people you think had terrible childhoods when you had a wonderful one makes you an asshat.

Like your childhood friends ignored you.

Hmm. When I was a child, I was a devout Christian.

You always wanted to be someone special. (Russians say: axaxax)

Everyone is someone special. It's one of the few things we all have in common.

The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.

And inventing things (Edison). Oh, and writing (Asimov, Chekov, Clemens, Heinlein, Lovecraft, Proust, Rushdie, Stevenson, Vonnegut, etc.).

Character assasination is just a hobby, it doesn't pay the bills, so we have to develop some other talents.

And this community is a place in which you can strengthen your atheism theories.

Here's the theory: God probably isn't real. Everything else is commentary.

Charles Darwin bless you/..

I appreciate the sentiment, but he's dead and in no position to bless anyone.

[abaris]

Charles Darwin bless you/..

I'd rather be blessed by him than having his theory pass me by. That's what happened to you obviously.

[SteelCurtain]

Time to put this one to rest, boys and girls. He ain't coming back.

[Allnewoutlook]

I'm here to say you don't have a sense of humor.
Today I learnt about atheists, to be honest you're the people who had terrible childhood involved with terrible happenings.
Like your childhood friends ignored you.
You always wanted to be someone special. (Russians say: axaxax)
The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.
And this community is a place in which you can strengthen your atheism theories.

Charles Darwin bless you/..

So like everything you said here isn't true in any way. I'm a kid who has lots of friends and a terrific childhood so far. I'm a class representative on several committees and a captain of the quiz bowl team so being unpopular and shunned are not things that would describe me.

So shut up, go home and learn proper grammar or if that's too hard stay off of the internet.

[The Valkyrie]

I'm here to say you don't have a sense of humor.
Today I learnt about atheists, to be honest you're the people who had terrible childhood involved with terrible happenings.
Like your childhood friends ignored you.
You always wanted to be someone special. (Russians say: axaxax)
The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.
And this community is a place in which you can strengthen your atheism theories.

Charles Darwin bless you/..

We have a great sense of humour.

But, and here's something subtle, to be humorous it has to be funny.

Now, run along, child.

[Strider]

I'm here to say you don't have a sense of humor.

I have humor! I laugh at theists regularly. And comedies. And kittens. Lots of laughing.

Today I learnt about atheists, to be honest you're the people who had terrible childhood involved with terrible happenings.

Nope, I had a great childhood. It was probably better than most actually.

Like your childhood friends ignored you.

Wrong again. Is a pattern emerging here?

You always wanted to be someone special. (Russians say: axaxax)

I've only ever wanted to be me.

The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.

Actually, we're a diverse lot and we're all good at different things. I'm sure you're good at stuff too, like being a cock to people you don't even know.

And this community is a place in which you can strengthen your atheism theories.

Actually, it's a place where people with similar thoughts and beliefs can interact with one another. We can interact, share our thoughts, and have fun without need of a roomful of uncomfortable benches and a sweaty guy in a cheap suit bellowing about hellfire. Nifty, right?

Charles Darwin bless you/..

Sure, okay.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I'm here to say you don't have a sense of humor.

Really? How about this one: Two dimwitted Christian bigots walk into a bar and immediately begin cornholing each other.

Today I learnt about atheists,

I'm surprised you can learn anything, what with both of your brain cells working at top speed to keep you from soiling yourself in public places. And failing

to be honest

Why start now?

you're the people who had terrible childhood involved with terrible happenings.

Wrong again, knuckle-nose. I had a gloriously happy childhood.

Like your childhood friends ignored you.

I'd wager money that even your imaginary friends ignored you.

You always wanted to be someone special.

News flash: I am someone special. And - in your own slack-jawed, slightly drooly way - so are you.

(Russians say: axaxax)

Bet they don't.

The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.

First off, I'm good at more things than you've had hot dinners. Secondly, you would need to have a character before I could assassinate it.

And this community is a place in which you can strengthen your atheism theories.

Atheism is a position, not a theory. You're impressively stupid.

Charles Darwin bless you/..

Well, if he were in the room with me when I sneezed, I suppose he might.

Boru

[Napoléon]

The only thing atheists are good at, is:
Character Assassination.