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my religion
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You often hear people saying they can't do something because of their religion. No one bats an eye not to hurt their religious feewings, so I say we exploit that loophole. I'll start.
My religion prohibits working on weekdays. Your turn. 
My religion prohibits fucking anything less than a 7.
My religion demands I ridicual stupid people.
RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 7:57 pm
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2015 at 8:00 pm by Norman Humann.)
My relligion prohibbits spelchecks
RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 8:05 pm
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2015 at 8:05 pm by Surgenator.)
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my religion prohibits stupidity and anyone who believes in god.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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My religion prohibits religions.
My religion doesn't allow me to stop smoking
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
My religion prohibits my using good judgment in situations involving badgers, pointy sticks, and industrial lubricants.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My religion prohibits faith healing.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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