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If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?

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If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 2:33 pm
(February 15, 2015 at 2:23 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(February 15, 2015 at 2:21 pm)Esquilax Wrote: That, you know, looks like Karen Gillan. Angel

Ooooh. With short hair or long?

Either would be just fine, but I'm partial to short hair just generally, so I'd maybe give the edge to that. Wink
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 3:00 pm
One who gave good head and mixed a mean drink? I dunno. Weird question.
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RE: If there was a religion, what kind of God would you want?
February 15, 2015 at 5:20 pm
I'd enact the mythology of Parliament/Pfunk. Starchild would be the messiah, disciple of Dr. Funkenstein, who comes to Earth to reveal the secrets of the pyramids. Sir Nose D’Voidoffunk will rise to oppose him, trying to trap humanity in the Zone of Zero Funkativity. This will cause Starchild to reveal his ultimate teaching - the BopGun, which instantly move anyone to pure Funkentelechy. As a sign of the times, Atlantis will rise, and it's hero Mr. Wiggles will join with Starchild in the fight against the Placebo Syndrome. In the end, the MaggotBrains will be defeated, and the free nation of Funkadelica will be born.

It a helluva lot cooler than the Subgenius, but same principle.
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