Christian recall notice

[KUSA]

[Minimalist]

I bet the idiot thinks he is very clever.

We know better.

[SteelCurtain]

The implication is funny.

We are a manufactured item that has a defect. Hmmm. Who would be responsible for that defect?

(I read their little caveat, but the only way there is a defect is if the original design was flawed, yeah?)

[Natachan]

I actually thought that was rather funny. The last few lines ruined it, but still for an evangelical message it's not bad. At least it's original.

[watchamadoodle]

RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
...
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

I'm surprised the obvious dishonesty of that statement didn't jump out - shows the effect of wearing God goggles.

I think it's kind of cute though.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I'll believe their commitment to good QC when they fix my goddamned hip.

[The Valkyrie]

If the product needs recalling, it's an indicator that the manufacturer is incompetent and is completely liable.

[Minimalist]

Sue the fucker for damages!

[Chad32]

"The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect"

Then who is, pray tell? Surely Adam and Eve weren't at fault for using the free will they were given. not that giving the warning "you will die" is a good deterrent to someone who doesn't know what die means.

And apparently this "fix" doesn't actually do anything, because if christians really acted so much better than non christians, and every one of them led exemplar lives, that would be an excellent conversion tool.

[Spooky]

That's just fucking stupid.