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Indeed. People are willing to blame themselves and their ancestors fruit eating behaviour for their terrible design and all the shit they have to put up with. Abusive parent much. I used to blame myself for how my parents treated me. I honestly believed it was my fault and I deserved the shit I was getting. This is no different and no more logical. It took much therapy for me to realize I was not at fault.
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(February 18, 2015 at 9:04 pm)KUSA Wrote: Some idiot over at http://www.christianforumsite.com/thread...ice.41677/ posted this garbage. I can't get over the stupidity of it. Notice the part that says that the Manufacturer is not responsible for the defect.
Quote:RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!
Because He Lives
Jesus was born of the virgin Mary by the Holy Spirit, was crucified on the cross for our sins, died then rose again to be seated at the right hand of God the Father all mighty to reign for ever and ever.
John3:16 says
" For God so loved the world that HE gave HIS only begotten SON, that whoever believes in HIM should not perish but have everlasting life"
Wow. Imagine the smug satisfaction on the face of whatever self-righteous half-wit came up with this drivel. "They said you can't do Christian satire. Showed them." And then he went to the bathroom to deal with the sweat, the nosebleed and the poop in his pants he got from all the mental exertion.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
(February 18, 2015 at 9:32 pm)Beccs Wrote: If the product needs recalling, it's an indicator that the manufacturer is incompetent and is completely liable.
No, he clearly excluded the manufacturer from any product liability. We all know who's fault it really is. Hint: shiny red suit, long pointy tail, pitchfork, goatee.
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen
"Shit-apples don't fall far from the shit-tree, Randy." Mr. Lahey
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(February 18, 2015 at 9:32 pm)Beccs Wrote: If the product needs recalling, it's an indicator that the manufacturer is incompetent and is completely liable.
No, he clearly excluded the manufacturer from any product liability. We all know who's fault it really is. Hint: shiny red suit, long pointy tail, pitchfork, goatee.
No, he was the fall guy. His only "crime" was rebelling against an incompetent, genocidal, narcissist.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
February 20, 2015 at 7:35 pm (This post was last modified: February 20, 2015 at 7:37 pm by ether-ore.)
(February 19, 2015 at 2:33 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:According to LDS doctrine, we, all of us are eternal beings; meaning we had no beginning... we always existed but in a different state.
I'm still trying to get over the jews coming to America.
Not that it will matter to you, but those who came to America, were descendent from Joseph (who was sold into Egypt), not Judah. And there are prophecies that state that all Israel will be dispersed over the whole world.
Also, of course I was referring to different states of existence not on this earth.
For fuck sake, this person needs a new life. Stop worshiping the manufacture and enjoy life. The defect is caring about a bronze age myth, and not enjoying life.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
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