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God for a day
#11
RE: God for a day
If I get to be the "omni everything" type of god, I'd try my best to solve problems that are out of Human control. I would also do my best to ensure everyone who followed me would lead considerably better lives, no matter what culture they're in. If they're the minority in a culture that worships another god, and wants to kill them? Full protection. If I don't make it obvious that those who follow me are worshiping the right god, I'm not working hard enough.

I won't need to do a thing to my enemies. Just make sure everyone knows that oen of the best ways to the good life is doing what I say. if you don't, that's fine. I'm not going to be offended by some little guy that wants to be different. they just won't be allowed to mess with my people, and my people won't be allowed to dominate everyone else. Because I'm a nice guy who wants to convert through kindness, and not violence.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: God for a day
*finds himself humming Minchin's 'Ten Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins' *

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#13
RE: God for a day
I'd go through the bible, and do the opposite of everything God did.
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#14
RE: God for a day
I would make children completely invulnerable to physical harm.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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