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All-in denomination wrestling
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 7:03 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2015 at 7:03 pm by Norman Humann.)
No no no no.

Catholicism. Period. I mean, look at that hat! Clearly that hat suggests rightness and overall intouchwithgodliness.
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#22
RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 7:58 pm
If you look clearly at the hats they look like giant pointy penises.
I mean why else i mean its obvious isn't it i mean you know what did those poor kids.
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#23
RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 8:02 pm
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#24
RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 8:51 pm
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 9:13 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2015 at 9:15 pm by vorlon13.)
And the correct answer is:

The Congregation of Jehovahs Presbytery of Zion

Also known as the Baneemyites !!!

Praise Baneemy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Voice of Him!! That Crieth in the Wilderness, Prepare Ye the Way of the Lord!!
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 7, 2015 at 9:21 pm
Buddha scoffs at Jehovahs Perbytery of Zion
Buddha knows its the same old recycled and christianity.
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 8, 2015 at 1:29 am
Actually, it was entirely a scam to make money off of extremely (even for them) gullible Mormons. Current era Mormons don't even acknowledge them.


But, hey, can't a scam to make money still be in the running for the One True Faith ???
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 8, 2015 at 4:39 am
Things are really heating up now! We have some chick with like 8 heads and twenty arms cleaning house. Mormonism and catholicism got in a couple of cheap shots on Buddha, letting atheism out of its grip.

Some Zion guy crawled into the ring, and is putting the screws to some of the christian denominations who are still very confused.

Still all to play for!
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 8, 2015 at 4:41 am
Sure. Go ahead. Make this a joke. You're all very bad, bad catholics. Imma tell the pope!
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RE: All-in denomination wrestling
March 8, 2015 at 4:43 am
Catholicism seems to be going for some heat from the crowd! He appears to be hulking up, and has his eyes on the 30 headed chick. Does he really think he can take her out?
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