(April 1, 2015 at 12:17 pm)LastPoet Wrote: The truth is that I lie all the time.
The only question is, are you lying now?
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
<April Fool's-oriented false claim>
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(April 1, 2015 at 12:17 pm)LastPoet Wrote: The truth is that I lie all the time. The only question is, are you lying now?
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
Just found out I have a terminal condition. Apparently I contracted it at birth. It is called mortality. I'm a ticking time bomb. Any day now. Or maybe 20/30 years.
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