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<April Fool's-oriented false claim>
Creed of Heresy Offline
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<April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 11:01 am
<Ridiculous shit I would never say>
<Attempt at selling everyone on it>
<Point where I fail to do so>
<Conclude with forced attempt at sealing the deal>
<Lulz go here>
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RE: <April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 11:04 am
<falling for it>
<realising it was a trap>
<feeling dumb>
<hating everything>
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RE: <April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 11:06 am
<Getting Poe-ned>
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
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RE: <April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 11:07 am
<Triumphantly states the blatantly obvious as if anyone would actually be fooled>
<It was all a joke april fool's day etc>
<Consoles those who fell for it>
<Secretly snickering at their gullibility; this does not manifest in the post, however>
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RE: <April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 11:19 am
I've been on my own all day and it's fucking hard pulling tricks on yourself.
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RE: <April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 11:30 am
<noticing the date>
<laughing at failed attempt at fooling people>
<writing about it so everyone can tell it's a gag>
<Ninja'd by some 10 people while writing something decent>
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RE: <April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 11:36 am
(April 1, 2015 at 11:19 am)robvalue Wrote: I've been on my own all day and it's fucking hard pulling tricks on yourself.

<Temporary break of current direction of narrative begins here>
<Break is used to agree with Rova about such difficulty in performing shenanigans>
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RE: <April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 11:39 am
<Failure to add anything new>
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: <April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 11:43 am
<Is getting it now>

<maybe>
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RE: <April Fool's-oriented false claim>
April 1, 2015 at 12:17 pm
The truth is that I lie all the time.
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