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April 6, 2015 at 9:24 pm
I just read that muslims are now the greatest circumcisers of babies. I thought only the jew nuts and the christers did this for the male babies but no, evidently that's not the case.
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April 6, 2015 at 9:33 pm
The reviews are hilarious. I just have to ask. How did you find this?
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April 6, 2015 at 9:34 pm
Quote: I thought only the jew nuts and the christers did this for the male babies but no, evidently that's not the case.
Pretty much the same, stupid-assed book for all of them.
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April 6, 2015 at 9:36 pm
(April 6, 2015 at 9:33 pm)IATIA Wrote: The reviews are hilarious. I just have to ask. How did you find this?
K. Folta Wrote:It doesn't pay well but you get a lot of tips.
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April 6, 2015 at 9:41 pm
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From the review.
Robert Goldwasser Wrote:Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.
When one says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.
"What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said that I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?"
"You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"
Or how about ...
MattMerk "Matthew" Wrote:Are you a Rabbi in need of a baby torso to practice the baby penis sucking ritual of metzitzah b'peh? Well this torso is not for you. It does not simulate the blood that comes with slicing off parts of a baby boy's genitals. However, if you just want to practice putting a baby sized plastic penis in your mouth, this would probably work. And you don't need to worry about giving a baby herpes!
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April 6, 2015 at 9:52 pm
Christians don't generally abide by this on religious grounds and really...how did you find something like this? You generally have to be looking for something odd for something like this to show up.
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April 6, 2015 at 9:55 pm
Really? I've known a shit-full of Christians who have mutilated their babies in this way.
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April 6, 2015 at 9:56 pm
(April 6, 2015 at 9:52 pm)Polaris Wrote: Christians don't generally abide by this on religious grounds ... Uhmm ... since when?
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April 6, 2015 at 9:57 pm
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(April 6, 2015 at 9:56 pm)IATIA Wrote: (April 6, 2015 at 9:52 pm)Polaris Wrote: Christians don't generally abide by this on religious grounds ... Uhmm ... since when?
Since around 33 CE plus/minus a few years.
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April 6, 2015 at 10:07 pm
(April 6, 2015 at 9:52 pm)Polaris Wrote: ...how did you find something like this? You generally have to be looking for something odd for something like this to show up.
Just google "retarded things religious idiots believe," Its up there in the first 5.7 billion hits.
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