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I've got a cold today....

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I've got a cold today....
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RE: I've got a cold today....
April 20, 2015 at 3:13 pm
Ooh, the kids better stay off your lawn today! Get better soon!
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RE: I've got a cold today....
April 20, 2015 at 3:14 pm
This isn't the flu...although my son back in NY had that and it put him on his butt for a week.  So, using him as a guide you should be nearly out of it.

No, I have one symptom a day.  Saturday it was a cough.  Sunday a nasal problem.  Today a low grade fever.  I can't get it all at one time.  No.  That would be too goddamn easy.

Garlic, huh?  Would keep vampires away too..... if there were vampires!
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RE: I've got a cold today....
April 20, 2015 at 3:16 pm
Garlic is good for keeping everyone away if you eat enough of it.
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RE: I've got a cold today....
April 20, 2015 at 3:34 pm
Thinking
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RE: I've got a cold today....
April 20, 2015 at 3:34 pm
My wife buys me stuff with garlic in then moans I have bad breath!
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RE: I've got a cold today....
April 20, 2015 at 4:26 pm
I tried something I saw on Martha Stewart;

she baked garlic in foil for an hour.  It was doused with some olive oil and a touch of salt and pepper first.  

It sure is good spread on some crusty French bread.  

It also stinks up the house.

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RE: I've got a cold today....
April 20, 2015 at 5:58 pm
Ah, I know that rotating symptom stuff. Sometimes I can literally trace the damn virus paving its way through my system. Ok, sore throat, next up - nose, then sinuses, yay.
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RE: I've got a cold today....
April 20, 2015 at 6:00 pm
Shit I thought you were immortal and untouchable. Hope you get better
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April 20, 2015 at 9:02 pm
Orange juice, soup, water, oranges Big Grin gotta get that vitamin D
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RE: I've got a cold today....
April 20, 2015 at 9:07 pm
(April 20, 2015 at 12:28 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Take heart in knowing that Noah and his family carried all 120,000 strains of the human cold for over a year.

Thank you. Another round to add to my ever-increasing stock of Debate Ammo Smile
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