Go on then Dotard, tell us all about how you got to know your staff.

[Dotard]

Lately, well starting at 7th April 2010, 08:49 Post: #8, I have been unable to look women in the eye, smile and softly say "helllllooo.." (one of my classic ice-breakers or openings).

I can't help but think "must check gender..." then I find myself looking down at their crotch before attempting the eye contact.

Game stopper. Doesn't bode well for an initial contact.

Thanks... Thanks alot.

[Violet]

Lately, well starting at 7th April 2010, 08:49 Post: #8, I have been unable to look women in the eye, smile and softly say "helllllooo.." (one of my classic ice-breakers or openings).

I can't help but think "must check gender..." then I find myself looking down at their crotch before attempting the eye contact.

Game stopper. Doesn't bode well for an initial contact.

Thanks... Thanks alot.

You were 'breaking ice' with "helllllooooo..."?! Lucky bastard... the women where you're from must be almost as 'easy' as I am 0.0

A woman could (under 'rare' circumstances) have a penis... it's the presence or absence of a penis that you are checking... not a person's gender

Well... plenty of people glance at the crotch or boobs before catching the other's eyes... it's typical (if mildly embarrassing... you sort of numb to it after long enough) human sexual behavior... do not be alarmed Just be quick when checking them over with your eyes...

I'm sure Eilon would give you a "you're welcome"... but I'll say it anyway: you're quite welcome Dotard


Now that that's 'over?'... tell us more about your staff

[Dotard]

You were 'breaking ice' with "helllllooooo..."?! Lucky bastard... the women where you're from must be almost as 'easy' as I am 0.0

If it garners a smile and a 'Hi', then the ice broke and conversation can ensue. It works for me.
May not be 'easy' women as much as it is ruggedly handsome Dotard.

A woman could (under 'rare' circumstances) have a penis... it's the presence or absence of a penis that you are checking... not a person's gender

No. It is my contention if it has a penis it is not a female/woman/girl. You may disagree and it may indeed be "just the way Dotard calls it". But it works for me. (Excluding amputation due to accident/trauma/disease/etc.)

Well... plenty of people glance at the crotch or boobs before catching the other's eyes... it's typical (if mildly embarrassing... you sort of numb to it after long enough) human sexual behavior... do not be alarmed Just be quick when checking them over with your eyes...

I agree, but I get caught checking longer than 'with a glance'. Damned chicks be wearing "boy cut" jeans and it's not as obvious as it was back in the day. I wish I could just reach down and grab. If I end up with a 'handful' then I'll know for sure. Never mind that, I'll probably end up with alot of dudes phone numbers and date offers. Scratch that idea.

I'm sure Eilon would give you a "you're welcome"... but I'll say it anyway: you're quite welcome Dotard

Ya basterds.

Now that that's 'over?'... tell us more about your staff

Everytime I create a shithole somebody comes along and pushes me into it. Well, sometimes I manage to walk right into it.

I need to stop setting myself up for this.

[Violet]

You were 'breaking ice' with "helllllooooo..."?! Lucky bastard... the women where you're from must be almost as 'easy' as I am 0.0

If it garners a smile and a 'Hi', then the ice broke and conversation can ensue. It works for me.
May not be 'easy' women as much as it is ruggedly handsome Dotard.

Perhaps it's rather a combination of the two, plus drugs > _ >

A woman could (under 'rare' circumstances) have a penis... it's the presence or absence of a penis that you are checking... not a person's gender

No. It is my contention if it has a penis it is not a female/woman/girl. You may disagree and it may indeed be "just the way Dotard calls it". But it works for me. (Excluding amputation due to accident/trauma/disease/etc.)

I would almost always agree with having a penis = not female, though there are bizarre outliers, and the 'possession' of a penis (while quite apparent) doesn't change one's sex in and of itself. I'm not suggesting that it doesn't 'work' for you... but it remains that a penis is not the fundamental difference between men and women

Considering terms of sexual involvement alone... you are looking for women of the female sex (who also do not have penises). Or perhaps their status as a woman doesn't matter so much to you sexually, and you are only interested in them being of the female sex (and without penises).

Well... plenty of people glance at the crotch or boobs before catching the other's eyes... it's typical (if mildly embarrassing... you sort of numb to it after long enough) human sexual behavior... do not be alarmed Just be quick when checking them over with your eyes...

I agree, but I get caught checking longer than 'with a glance'. Damned chicks be wearing "boy cut" jeans and it's not as obvious as it was back in the day. I wish I could just reach down and grab. If I end up with a 'handful' then I'll know for sure. Never mind that, I'll probably end up with alot of dudes phone numbers and date offers. Scratch that idea.

Kudos for that alone ^_^

I'm sure Eilon would give you a "you're welcome"... but I'll say it anyway: you're quite welcome Dotard

Ya basterds.

Now that that's 'over?'... tell us more about your staff

Everytime I create a shithole somebody comes along and pushes me into it. Well, sometimes I manage to walk right into it.

I need to stop setting myself up for this.

But we're so interested in your staff ^_^ Some of us may be more interested in your staff than we are in you...

[Dotard]

I would almost always agree with having a penis = not female, ... but it remains that a penis is not the fundamental difference between men and women

I contend the fundamental differance between men and women is the possession of a penis.

...you are only interested in them being of the female sex (and without penises).

Correct.

Some of us may be more interested in your staff than we are in you...

and that is just the way I like them. (Them = Females without penises.) (Females without penises = Born without a penis, not penis-less due to elective surgery.)

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[fr0d0]

and that is just the way I like them. (Them = Females without penises.) (Females without penises = Born without a penis, not penis-less due to elective surgery.)

The lengths a Dotard has to go to be politically correct LMAO

[Violet]

I would almost always agree with having a penis = not female, ... but it remains that a penis is not the fundamental difference between men and women

I contend the fundamental differance between men and women is the possession of a penis.

And so if I were to take a knife and cut yours off...?

Some of us may be more interested in your staff than we are in you...

and that is just the way I like them. (Them = Females without penises.) (Females without penises = Born without a penis, not penis-less due to elective surgery.)

Although http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/SRS.html there is nothing to suggest there is anything different about them at all...?

[Autumnlicious]

@Dotard

Don't forget the phenomenon of micro-phallus and macro-clitoris.

Your definition of females fails at considering the spotted hyena.

Have a nice day

[Dotard]

And so if I were to take a knife and cut yours off...?

Disclaimer was made about penis-loss due to trauma/disease etc.

Don't forget the phenomenon of micro-phallus and macro-clitoris.

Microphallus = Dinky dick. Macroclitoris = Phat clit.

Still male / female

Your definition of females fails at considering the spotted hyena.

I ain't considering the spotted hyena. I'll try many things but beastiality ain't one of them.
But are you telling me female spotted hyenas have penises? Or were you refering to sexual dimorphism which doesn't have to do with penis possession or lack of.

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Have a nice day

I am! How about you?

[Violet]

And so if I were to take a knife and cut yours off...?

Disclaimer was made about penis-loss due to trauma/disease etc.

There's a disclaimer here:

I contend the fundamental differance between men and women is the possession of a penis.

?

In any case... would that mean you are no longer a man?

And what difference is there between 'fully transitioned' transexual women and 'natural' women, except that transexuals can't get pregnant and don't have menstruation?