RE: Forum Game: This or That?
May 10, 2015 at 4:48 pm
(This post was last modified: May 10, 2015 at 4:48 pm by Longhorn.)
Paramedic, I'm not getting shot tonight
Lose an eye or lose a leg
Lose an eye or lose a leg
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Forum Game: This or That?
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As a disabled person (spina bifida. Google it), my legs sometimes actually get in my way as I crutch. Blindness, OTOH, is a nightmare of mine, however warranted. But at times, because of what I just said, I have ideated amputeeism.
Your car either tops out at 5 miles per hour, or cannot go below 180mph. Which would you prefer?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Leg. I can get a fake leg that works. I cannot get a fake eye that works, yet.
Android or iOS?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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(trips ninja with crutch)
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
You tripped yourself...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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Bbbut Steel if you lose an eye you can wear an eyepatch and still walk
Fuck an eyepatch. I want a blade. Aperture Laboratories makes one to my specifications.
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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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I think you're underestimating the eyepatch, Steel
Can't go below 180mph and Android Go back to being a teenager or fast forward 30 years? 
teenager, I don't have 30 left.
death by caustic enema, or death by caustic ingestion ?? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Caustic Enema. I've had what could qualify as a reverse caustic enema after a spicy burrito. My system could handle it.
Torn ACL or Broken Femur?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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