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RE: Tell me something I don't know
May 18, 2015 at 8:44 am
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A fabulous, I'd have thought.
(Nvm, yours is better.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Tell me something I don't know
May 18, 2015 at 9:05 am
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The only country in the world to have a gun on its flag is Mozambique (the gun is an AK-47).
The flag depicts an AK-47 crossed with a hoe over a book. The old joke is "Criminals in Mozambique are punished by either firing squad, forced labor (farming), or reading."
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RE: Tell me something I don't know
May 18, 2015 at 9:17 am
A thigh bone can withstand about a ton of stress before snapping
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RE: Tell me something I don't know
May 18, 2015 at 11:25 am
There have been 4 documented instances of people cooking meth inside a WalMart.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Tell me something I don't know
May 18, 2015 at 12:44 pm
Most every critter that pees does it in 30 seconds.
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RE: Tell me something I don't know
May 18, 2015 at 4:58 pm
A single bolt of lightning contains enough energy to cook 100,000 pieces of toast
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RE: Tell me something I don't know
May 18, 2015 at 5:14 pm
1.21 gigawatts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Tell me something I don't know
May 18, 2015 at 5:18 pm
Doc Brown said it is and he built a time machine. That's good enough for me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
