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Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
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Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
I would like to introduce you to the newest ordained southern baptist preacher.

His name is Elway (yes, after the quarterback)

We go for walks, recently we changed our route.  We walked past a baptist church and Elway shit on their lawn.  I thought it was kind of funny.  The next day we took the same route...again another shit on their lawn.

It dawned on me that Elway was as full of shit as the real pastor inside.  The only difference is that I properly dispose of his shit after it comes out
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RE: Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
Elway is obviously a good judge of character.
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RE: Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
Aaaaaaawwwww

Carry on
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RE: Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
Hell yeah!

Go Elway! Up the fiber in his diet for some extra smoothie poo that will be difficult, if not impossible, to clean up.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Might upset the timing though. The walkies/peristalsis ratio will be off.
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