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Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
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Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
May 23, 2015 at 1:55 pm
I would like to introduce you to the newest ordained southern baptist preacher.

His name is Elway (yes, after the quarterback)

We go for walks, recently we changed our route.  We walked past a baptist church and Elway shit on their lawn.  I thought it was kind of funny.  The next day we took the same route...again another shit on their lawn.

It dawned on me that Elway was as full of shit as the real pastor inside.  The only difference is that I properly dispose of his shit after it comes out
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RE: Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
May 23, 2015 at 1:58 pm
Elway is obviously a good judge of character.
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RE: Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
May 23, 2015 at 1:59 pm
Aaaaaaawwwww

Carry on
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RE: Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
May 23, 2015 at 3:03 pm
Hell yeah!

Go Elway! Up the fiber in his diet for some extra smoothie poo that will be difficult, if not impossible, to clean up.
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RE: Atheist Southern Baptist Preacher
May 23, 2015 at 3:51 pm
Might upset the timing though. The walkies/peristalsis ratio will be off.
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