I'm In a Bad Mood And I Feel Like

[darkwolf176]

I once kept two Jehovahs witnesses standing in the hallway for two hours while I broke down their God to exactly what I think he is, a myth!

I remember a while ago seeing an episode of Black Books - a british sitcom about a miserable man who owns a bookshop. A pair of Jehova's witnesses arrive at the door and he invites them inside. The exchange goes something like this:

Jehovah's Witness #1: Well, to be honest... we've never actually thought this far ahead. [Looks around] It's nice this... indoors.
Bernard: So, so what's your favourite story about Jesus?
(Pause. The two Jehovah's Witnesses think very hard)
Jehovah's Witness #1: Oh yes! The one where Jesus rescues the Samaritan.
Bernard: No, that's a story Jesus tells about a Samaritan who rescues someone else.
Jehovah's Witness #1: (Surprised) Really?

So funny lol

[fr0d0]

Do you have trad Jewish ancestry Min?

And thanks as ever for the insightful critique. You're such a blessing!

[Minimalist]

"Trad" Jewish ancestry, Frodo?

No lo comprende.

[fr0d0]

Joke regarding the reasoning for jesus not being the messiah *gets coat*

[Minimalist]

Don't worry about it. Not everyone is cut out to be a comedian.

[fr0d0]

Gah!

[Minimalist]

Lack of a sense of humor precludes only a few career choices. You could be, for example, a fully functional mortician.

[tavarish]

...or a fire truck.

[fr0d0]

Morticians usually have a great sense of humour. You just have to be able to keep a straight face, and a well developed sense of humour might spare you an uncontrollable outburst at an unexpected moment of hilarity.