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Poll: .... will you accept "God" is a primitive political construct?
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IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
#1
IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
.... and never did, will you unconditionally accept it as a political creation for societal control that has vastly outstayed its welcome ?

Try to give better responses than a typical fundie with fewer critical thinking skills than the average 5 year old.

Yes, or no is fine. Cash would be better. Sexual favours are best, ladies.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#2
RE: IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
Sure, but first you'll need to elaborate on the definition.
Do you mean pussy? That's my "god". Bow Down
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#3
RE: IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
BUT IF THEIR IS NO gOD THEN THEYRE IS NO MORALLS AND THAT MEANS TED KAZINSZKSI THE UNIBOMBER IS A SAINT AND YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN A M<UNKEY WHICH IS YOURE FATHER .THATS' WHY THEIR WAS A FLOOD TO GET RID OF THE GAYS HAVING SEX,, I MEAN, KEEP IT IN YOURE BEDROOM BEFORE YOU MAKE MY KIDS START WANTING TO FUCK A GOAT
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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#4
RE: IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
.....lol TRJF. I just wanted to fuck Thor. I don't see the big deal...

(May 31, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: .... and never did, will you unconditionally accept it as a political creation for societal control that has vastly outstayed its welcome ?

Try to give better responses than a typical fundie with fewer critical thinking skills than the average 5 year old.

Yes, or no is fine. Cash would be better. Sexual favours are best, ladies.

I like corn on the cob!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#5
RE: IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
(May 31, 2015 at 8:10 pm)TRJF Wrote: BUT IF THEIR IS NO gOD THEN THEYRE IS NO MORALLS AND THAT MEANS TED KAZINSZKSI THE UNIBOMBER IS A SAINT AND YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN A M<UNKEY WHICH IS YOURE FATHER .THATS'  WHY THEIR WAS A FLOOD TO GET RID OF THE GAYS HAVING SEX,, I MEAN, KEEP IT IN YOURE BEDROOM BEFORE YOU MAKE MY KIDS START WANTING TO FUCK A GOAT

Dude, get your cat off the keyboard, FFS.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
RE: IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
Bwebies!!!
“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom StoppardRosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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#7
RE: IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
(May 31, 2015 at 8:10 pm)TRJF Wrote: BUT IF THEIR IS NO gOD THEN THEYRE IS NO MORALLS AND THAT MEANS TED KAZINSZKSI THE UNIBOMBER IS A SAINT AND YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN A M<UNKEY WHICH IS YOURE FATHER .THATS'  WHY THEIR WAS A FLOOD TO GET RID OF THE GAYS HAVING SEX,, I MEAN, KEEP IT IN YOURE BEDROOM BEFORE YOU MAKE MY KIDS START WANTING TO FUCK A GOAT

By George I think you've got it!
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#8
RE: IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
Well if there is other like minded people that existed or if i seen a few of your guys on the forum i would start a the atheist were right party.
After that set up a committee to keep people happy.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
(May 31, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: .... and never did, will you unconditionally accept it as a political creation for societal control that has vastly outstayed its welcome ?

Try to give better responses than a typical fundie with fewer critical thinking skills than the average 5 year old.

Yes, or no is fine. Cash would be better. Sexual favours are best, ladies.

Well now stimmy... joining the ranks of "unsubstantial", "5 year old rantings" are we? Or, are you just my "Evil Captain Kirk"?

LOL! You are looking marvelous these days! More sun, and you lost the preacher hat! You gained a few pounds though....too many Christian snacks?! Wink
Quis ut Deus?
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#10
RE: IF in the end you find out "God" doesn’t exist ....
Too many xtians. High in fat, low in fibre. I'm trying to cut down to one a day.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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