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Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
Minimalist Offline Donators
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RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
June 9, 2015 at 11:21 am
(June 9, 2015 at 8:02 am)Iroscato Wrote:
(June 9, 2015 at 7:54 am)Cato Wrote: [Image: jesus_banana_2.jpg]

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I see a pigeon, with its back to us.
But what does it meeeeean?

It means it is about to shit on your car.
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RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
June 23, 2015 at 3:59 am
"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, Jake"

Good they don't have any then isn't it?
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RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
June 23, 2015 at 4:36 am (This post was last modified: June 23, 2015 at 5:16 am by ignoramus.)
(June 9, 2015 at 7:54 am)Cato Wrote: [Image: jesus_banana_2.jpg]

Jesus, it that you! You're trying to give us a message! We understand!
What's wrong matey? What! You're hiding from your father! Why?
You want to warn us? about what?
Did you just tell me I need to take everything in the bible literally!
Surely, dad can't be THAT bad! What! You begged to be crucified to get away from him!
Why did you come back them? Because 3 days with the prick at home was enough?

Oh man, hang in there matey. Where can we catchup next?
Yeah, but which brand of crackers!

 
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RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
June 23, 2015 at 5:13 am
And this is what my back garden looked like before humans:

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Suck it, Comfort.

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RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
June 23, 2015 at 5:36 am
That's like the old joke where a vicar is strolling around his village one afternoon, looking for inspiration for a sermon, when he comes across a guy hard at work tending his front garden. Stopping to admire its beauty and richness, thinking it was something straight out of the Chelsea flower show, he says to the man "You must be so proud to be blessed by the Lord with such beautiful surroundings."

"That's as maybe," replies the man, "but you should have seen the place when he was looking after it by himself."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
June 23, 2015 at 1:06 pm
Why do you call Ray Comfort an atheist nightmare?  I love the guy!  He's hilarious in his stupidity.  I just wish there were more comedians as funny as him.
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June 23, 2015 at 1:14 pm (This post was last modified: June 23, 2015 at 1:17 pm by Minimalist.)
Wait...wait.... Here's evidence!


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June 23, 2015 at 1:16 pm (This post was last modified: June 23, 2015 at 1:17 pm by Minimalist.)
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June 23, 2015 at 3:04 pm
Perfectly shaped to fit, indeed.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
July 1, 2015 at 7:34 pm
There were three nuns at a fruit stand where bananas were on sale four for a dollar, so they bought them.
First Nun: Wait a minute. There are four bananas, but only three of us.
Second Nun: Well, we can always eat one.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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