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Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
#31
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
(June 23, 2015 at 1:06 pm)TaraJo Wrote: Why do you call Ray Comfort an atheist nightmare?  I love the guy!  He's hilarious in his stupidity.  I just wish there were more comedians as funny as him.

Because he called the banana the atheists' nightmare.
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#32
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
Because straight banana = god!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#33
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
Bent banana = God

Straight banana = God

No banana = God
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#34
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
gay banana not = god?
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#35
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
(July 2, 2015 at 1:43 am)robvalue Wrote: Bent banana = God

Straight banana = God

No banana = God

I'm not making this up. Back in Charleston, SC of all places, in the early '90s there was this joint in a strip mall next to a Burger King that hosted the best local heavy metal bands (Hammer Jacks) and adjacent was a Magic Mike type male review (Golden Banana). These bars were connected to the entrance/exit via a small dance floor and two huge bars. 

I like to consider myself as fairly perceptive, but it is only just now that I appreciate the owner's genius. Filter a stream of deaf young men full of metal induced passionate aggression into a stream of chatty and horny young women. Fucking brilliant. I'd like to go back and shake his/her hand. 

Sorry Rob. Your string of bananas jogged the mind.
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#36
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
Lol that's OK! The marvels of the mind Smile

Hey, Ray Comfort inadvertently and indirectly achieved something! Anyone have his email? I'm sure he'd love to know it finally happened.

Ignoramus: Hmm. *Consults comfort's manifesto*

Gay banana = A test / mystery = God
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#37
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
(July 1, 2015 at 8:17 pm)Jenny A Wrote:
(June 23, 2015 at 1:06 pm)TaraJo Wrote: Why do you call Ray Comfort an atheist nightmare?  I love the guy!  He's hilarious in his stupidity.  I just wish there were more comedians as funny as him.

Because he called the banana the atheists' nightmare.

Sounds more like he' the one who's dreaming.

Wake up and smel the gourmet banana nut coffee, Ray boy.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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#38
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
(July 1, 2015 at 7:34 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: There were three nuns at a fruit stand where bananas were on sale four for a dollar, so they bought them.
First Nun: Wait a minute. There are four bananas, but only three of us.
Second Nun: Well, we can always eat one.

Two nuns in a taxi being driven through old Edinburgh.
"I've never come this way before" said one.
"It's the cobbles" said the other.



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#39
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
(June 23, 2015 at 1:14 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wait...wait.... Here's evidence!


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Ah, their lady of Fatima. Been to the town myself a couple of times. By car. There is this pilgrimage by foot every year, and they go there to burn candles or some shit like that. Sure news on TV: people get hit by cars. I wonder if god was minding bananaman when it happens every year. The last of the three poor kids died an old woman after burying herself in a convent to reveal an event that had already happened. It's good for turism I guess.
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