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Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
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Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
From comments on his very sad Facebook page:

[Image: wild_banana.jpg]

[that is what a banana looked like before humans]

Quote:This shows how gullible people are. This is a photo of a banana. 5,000 years ago they didn't have cameras. Perhaps you didn't know that. Smile. Banana haven't changed shape. The whole story was bogus.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#2
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
Bananananannannananananana!!

Lol its my favorite argument ever, cracks me up every time
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#3
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
No need to get bent out of shape, Ray.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#4
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
Slippery banana?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#5
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
I refuse to believe somebody can actually be this stupid, but it's absolutely hilarious
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#6
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
https://youtu.be/nQQvanCpC3Q
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#7
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
I was under the impression he had admitted his argument was invalid? Did he not do that, or is this a u-turn?

Either way, what a prize bollock.
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#8
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
If this is where Bananas come from, then why don't we see Bananapples growing on Cherry trees? Huh! Checkmate, cropdomesticationists!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#9
RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
The only banananana you can trust is me, remember that
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RE: Return of the Atheist's Nightmare...
Someone should attach pic of JC on the banana, and it would instantly become authentic.
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