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Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:03 am
Rather than respond to all the many threads that have appeared involving Catholicism, I have decided to follow an apparent trend here and set up my own thread.

I am a Traditional Catholic and member of the Society of Saint Pius X, a priestly fraternity dedicated to preserving the fullness of truth abandoned by the new heretical protestant Church based in Rome masquerading as the Catholic Faith.

The basics of our activities and history can be found here for anyone interested http://sspx.org/en/about/history

If anyone has any questions, I would be more than happy to answer them.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:04 am
It really gets old...

Grow up already.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:05 am
Is it true that a Catholic girl can give you oral or anal and still be tight with God? I wonder if they're just more kinky.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:07 am (This post was last modified: June 27, 2015 at 10:08 am by Longhorn.)
Do you want to hear about my sexual relationship with Satan?

What type of rock crushers do you prefer?

Is it true you're DP's sock?
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:10 am (This post was last modified: June 27, 2015 at 10:14 am by PiousPaladin.)
(June 27, 2015 at 10:05 am)whateverist Wrote: Is it true that a Catholic girl can give you oral or anal and still be tight with God?  I wonder if they're just more kinky.

All non-procreative forms of sex are forbidden, we do not believe in the teachings of the Post-Conciliar church concerning Imperfect Sodomy. All unatural sexual acts are forbidden, as are any and all "exotic positions".
(June 27, 2015 at 10:07 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Do you want to hear about my sexual relationship with Satan?

What type of rock crushers do you prefer?

Is it true you're DP's sock?

1. I'd prefer you save that for craigslist

2. Ones big enough to shove heretics in :p

3. I keep getting asked this in private messages, no I am not DeistPaladin.
(June 27, 2015 at 10:04 am)abaris Wrote: It really gets old...

Grow up already.

I could really say the same to you really for your agnosticism and sitting on the fence.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:19 am
(June 27, 2015 at 10:10 am)PiousPaladin Wrote:
(June 27, 2015 at 10:05 am)whateverist Wrote: Is it true that a Catholic girl can give you oral or anal and still be tight with God?  I wonder if they're just more kinky.

All non-procreative forms of sex are forbidden, we do not believe in the teachings of the Post-Conciliar church concerning Imperfect Sodomy. All unatural sexual acts are forbidden, as are any and all "exotic positions".

I really appreciate that.  Naughty sex is best.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:31 am
Were you originally just a normal false Catholic? How did you happen upon this particular sect?

Do you partake in self-flagellation? Are you aware God can see you do that? Are you worried your palms will get hairy?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:32 am
It is my understanding that Catholics traditionally followed the teachings of the Catholic church authorities theoretically passed down from Jesus to Paul, to the popes. The church authorities passed Vatican II. How is it traditional to ignore or try to circumvent the teachings of Vatican II?
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:33 am
Why did you decide to become a poe? Was that a lifelong dream of yours?
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RE: Ask a Traditional Catholic
June 27, 2015 at 10:34 am
Do you think we should stone homosexuals to death?
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