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The Asswipes Can't Wait
#1
The Asswipes Can't Wait
for their fucking god to smite someone.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/franklin...e-rainbow/

Quote:Franklin Graham warns wrathful God could smite Obama with lightning over gay pride rainbow

So how come its the red states with their homophobic legislatures that seem to get shit on the most?


http://www.dailyjournal.net/view/story/d...r-Oklahoma

Quote:NORMAN, Oklahoma — A flash flood watch has been issued for much of Oklahoma as another round of heavy rainfall approaches.
The National Weather Service in Norman says heavy rainfall and possible flash flooding are possible through Wednesday evening.
Forecasters say a slow moving front will move into northern and central Oklahoma Monday evening. The front combined with warm, moist air will enhance shower and thunderstorm development as well as the possibility of flash flooding.




Perhaps god is on the other side?


Or more likely, weather has nothing to do with your imaginary god, you dickhead.
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#2
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
He could have been somewhat more realistic with the threat and proclaimed that a shark would eat a beach-goer each day until the decision was reversed.
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#3
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
Kevin's Christian Fuckwad Theory: the harder one thumps their bible, the less Christ-like they actually act in practice.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
(July 7, 2015 at 3:46 pm)Cato Wrote: He could have been somewhat more realistic with the threat and proclaimed that a shark would eat a beach-goer each day until the decision was reversed.

He could have sealed the deal on his prophecy and said, "There shall be pissing and moaning and weeping and whining and wailing and gnashing of teeth until this decision is reversed."
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RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
Perhaps God rather than 'smiteing people' simply removed His 'protection' from us and has turned us over to Satan to do with what he wills as per the story of Job.

Or as Christ said rain falls on the Just as well as the wicked.
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#6
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
Gay marriage being God's punishment for liberal divorce laws and allowing remarriage?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#7
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
They are a bunch of hateful bigots.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#8
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
The funny thing about water is that it has no concept of gay marriage
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RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
If God thought he was protecting people, he's done a shit job of it.

Like, so shitty that it appears as if he doesn't exist.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
(July 7, 2015 at 4:51 pm)Faith No More Wrote: If God thought he was protecting people, he's done a shit job of it.

Like, so shitty that it appears as if he doesn't exist.

This was my thought.  Clap
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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