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#171
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July 17, 2015 at 7:40 pm
(July 17, 2015 at 7:15 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Next you'll tell me that he's gonna clean his feet!  Hehe

I expect he already cleaned his feet and is heading for the rim.
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#172
RE: JESUS <3
October 5, 2015 at 9:01 pm
(July 16, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(July 16, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Poor widdle, Randy.  So insecure.  Put a couple of letters after your name and he'll follow you anywhere.

Listen fuckface.  I reserve the right to evaluate the evidence.  I get that you have no such inclination because you have found a bunch of fools who tell you what you want to hear.

It must be terrible to go through life groveling to the non-existent but I still want to see evidence that is not derived from the fervent imaginations of early xtian asswipes.

Get it now?

(Probably not.  Your kind never does.)
(my bold)

Min, why do you have to be so mean sometimes? Sad


Because I am very tired of this sanctimonious little shit.
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#173
RE: JESUS <3
October 5, 2015 at 10:04 pm
(October 5, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(July 16, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (my bold)

Min, why do you have to be so mean sometimes? Sad


Because I am very tired of this sanctimonious little shit.

Oh come on now, don't be such a butt.  Tongue

Anyway, I have to go poop.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#174
RE: JESUS <3
October 5, 2015 at 10:06 pm
(October 5, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(July 16, 2015 at 10:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (my bold)

Min, why do you have to be so mean sometimes? Sad


Because I am very tired of this sanctimonious little shit.

Delayed-action-ninja-necro-style! Ha!
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#175
RE: JESUS <3
October 5, 2015 at 10:12 pm
(October 5, 2015 at 10:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Because I am very tired of this sanctimonious little shit.

Oh come on now, don't be such a butt.  Tongue

Anyway, I have to go poop.

Think of him when you do!
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#176
RE: JESUS <3
October 5, 2015 at 10:13 pm
(October 5, 2015 at 10:06 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Because I am very tired of this sanctimonious little shit.

Delayed-action-ninja-necro-style! Ha!

I was searching for the Carrier quote in another thread when I saw that and realized I had missed it.  How could I not answer C/L's question?
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RE: JESUS <3
October 5, 2015 at 10:14 pm
(October 5, 2015 at 10:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 10:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Oh come on now, don't be such a butt.  Tongue

Anyway, I have to go poop.

Think of him when you do!

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"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#178
RE: JESUS <3
October 5, 2015 at 10:15 pm
(October 5, 2015 at 10:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 9:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Because I am very tired of this sanctimonious little shit.

Oh come on now, don't be such a butt.  Tongue

Anyway, I have to go poop.

It's hilarious to me that you announce that so casually,

yet you'd rather have your fingernails removed with pliers before admitting that you'd ever do a "number three".
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RE: JESUS <3
October 5, 2015 at 10:19 pm
(October 5, 2015 at 10:15 pm)MTL Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 10:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Oh come on now, don't be such a butt.  Tongue

Anyway, I have to go poop.

It's hilarious to me that you announce that so casually,

yet you'd rather have your fingernails removed with pliers before admitting that you'd ever do a "number three".

Lol yeah I can't explain it myself either, actually. For some reason, #3ing to me is so much more unattractive. Maybe it's the noise it makes and the fact that a really bad smell comes out of you. Poop, on the other hand, just looks cute.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#180
RE: JESUS <3
October 5, 2015 at 10:27 pm
(October 5, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 10:15 pm)MTL Wrote: It's hilarious to me that you announce that so casually,

yet you'd rather have your fingernails removed with pliers before admitting that you'd ever do a "number three".

Lol yeah I can't explain it myself either, actually. For some reason, #3ing to me is so much more unattractive. Maybe it's the noise it makes and the fact that a really bad smell comes out of you. Poop, on the other hand, just looks cute.

Yet, in the "rule-breaking" thread, you said you'd leave it in a toilet, unflushed;
you must find them cute, indeed!

And apparently, according to the "porn and xtians" thread,
tonight you were heard to have uttered the word "vajay".

...yet number 3 is still beyond the pale, eh?
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