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JESUS < 69
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JESUS < 69
Do you think there was a man that lived about 2000 years ago named Jesus that was gay and had two dads? I mean you don't have to believe that he gave miraculous blowjobs or came back from the head. Did this man exist?
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RE: JESUS < 69
He had OCD and a weird foot fetish. Always washing people's feet, that one...

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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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White guys in the desert. Always blowin dudes.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: JESUS < 69
Dodgy

Well then, this is an interesting one.

They do usually paint him with some pretty lips.
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#5
RE: JESUS < 69
Your insults are just divine!
Heathens!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
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Yes. Absolutely. The evidence is overwhelming: his face on crackers, toast, trees and even dog butts.
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RE: JESUS < 69
I am not surprised or disappointed by this post, considering who wrote it.

But since it was done for the sole purpose of mocking me personally (I know, I know. persecution complex, right?), I am surprised and disappointed by the person who kudosed it.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-34720.html
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: JESUS < 69
You gotta read between the lines.

(He is fighting with his atheist beliefs ... He may be turning to your side actually!)
Just a theory.....

Plus a quick "Fuck Off" would have been in order and got you lots of kudos...
(I think he likes you and wants your attention, just quietly)
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: JESUS < 69
(July 15, 2015 at 8:23 pm)Spooky Wrote: Dodgy

Well then, this is an interesting one.

They do usually paint him with some pretty lips.

Who knows, may be he was androgynous - my type of a guy, which is why artists give him pretty lips.
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JESUS < 69
(July 16, 2015 at 6:58 pm)Catholic_lunatic Wrote: I am not surprised or disappointed by this post, considering who wrote it.

But since it was done for the sole purpose of mocking me personally (I know, I know. persecution complex, right?), I am surprised and disappointed by the person who kudosed it.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-34720.html

My thread is better than yours and my Jesus looks better than your plain Jesus.
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