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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 5:24 pm
(July 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm)Beccs Wrote: Some people will try to accuse almost anything as being Satanic.
Just look at FSTDT where among today's quotes is yet another idiot rambling about the Monster drinks logo.
It must be amazing for these people to think that every single day is a battle between the forces of good and evil, and that they are a pivotal cog in the war effort for souls. Even though they're just a 100 lbs. overweight clerk living in Bumfuck, Alabama with two ex-wives/ex-husbands, at least one kid who dropped out of school because they got knocked up, and diabetes. Or something similarly completely fucking ordinary.
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 5:28 pm
(July 16, 2015 at 5:24 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: It must be amazing for these people to think that every single day is a battle between the forces of good and evil, and that they are a pivotal cog in the war effort for souls. Even though they're just a 100 lbs. overweight clerk living in Bumfuck, Alabama with two ex-wives/ex-husbands, at least one kid who dropped out of school because they got knocked up, and diabetes. Or something similarly completely fucking ordinary.
That made me chuckle. Thank you
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 5:43 pm
(July 16, 2015 at 5:24 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: (July 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm)Beccs Wrote: Some people will try to accuse almost anything as being Satanic.
Just look at FSTDT where among today's quotes is yet another idiot rambling about the Monster drinks logo.
It must be amazing for these people to think that every single day is a battle between the forces of good and evil, and that they are a pivotal cog in the war effort for souls. Even though they're just a 100 lbs. overweight clerk living in Bumfuck, Alabama with two ex-wives/ex-husbands, at least one kid who dropped out of school because they got knocked up, and diabetes. Or something similarly completely fucking ordinary.
Bumfuck, Alabama?
Is that near Mobile?
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 5:45 pm
(July 16, 2015 at 5:43 pm)Beccs Wrote: (July 16, 2015 at 5:24 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: It must be amazing for these people to think that every single day is a battle between the forces of good and evil, and that they are a pivotal cog in the war effort for souls. Even though they're just a 100 lbs. overweight clerk living in Bumfuck, Alabama with two ex-wives/ex-husbands, at least one kid who dropped out of school because they got knocked up, and diabetes. Or something similarly completely fucking ordinary.
Bumfuck, Alabama?
Is that near Mobile?
I would assume that anything not in Bumfuck is at least equidistant to it. So, yes, it's near Mobile.
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