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Rhondazvous · July 17, 2015 at 1:05 pm

Bob and Steve are standing on a bridge.

Bob: Are you a Catholic or a protestant?
Steve: Happy to say I’m a protestant.
Bob: Yes, but are you orthodox or reformed?
Steve: Reformed.
Bob: Reformation of 1723 or 1851?
Steve 1723.
Bob: (pushing Steve off the bridge) DIE HERETIC!

Nope · July 17, 2015 at 5:52 pm

(July 17, 2015 at 1:05 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: Bob and Steve are standing on a bridge.

Bob: Are you a Catholic or a protestant?
Steve: Happy to say I’m a protestant.
Bob: Yes, but are you orthodox or reformed?
Steve: Reformed.
Bob: Reformation of 1723 or 1851?
Steve 1723.
Bob: (pushing Steve off the bridge) DIE HERETIC!

LOL

If I really hated Christians(which I don't) then I would hope that they would get the theocracy that some right wing Christians seem to desire. Christians do not have a good track record of being fair and tolerant to one another. With modern weapons, they would kill one another off. Luckily, I actually like most Christians even if I think their belief system is silly.

**vorlon13** · July 17, 2015 at 6:53 pm

I won't be able to find it, but I've seen a similar item about 2 baptists, and they go over a LENGTHY checklist before they get to the deal breaker.

And, dammit, The One True Faith is THE ONE TRUE FAITH !!

Pyrrho · (This post was last modified: July 17, 2015 at 8:19 pm by Pyrrho.)

Here is a link to the original, longer version of the joke:

http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/se...y.religion

Quote:Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

**vorlon13** · July 17, 2015 at 8:21 pm

That be it, thanx !!!

**Faith No More** · July 17, 2015 at 8:22 pm

Credit where credit's due.

Cato · July 17, 2015 at 11:52 pm

Emo Phillips, author of the joke and the article Pyrrho linked, is great. Here's a video of him performing the joke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDmeqSzvIFs

Fake Messiah · (This post was last modified: July 19, 2015 at 3:11 am by Fake Messiah.)

International day of bromance

And now the conclusion...
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AFTT47 · July 19, 2015 at 10:01 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka9mfZbTFbk

ignoramus · July 20, 2015 at 1:31 am

Doesn't that last "big" photo look like Geoffrey Rush kissing Walter White?
Have another look.

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