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Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
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Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
Someone posted this in the drunken peasants chatroom. It's a sweet "kitty kiss" for everybody.

http://i.imgur.com/FkVNWlc.gifv

If you're having a bad day, or someone is giving you a hard time, or you just gone through a loss, or whatever is making you feel down, just remember this cute kitty cat.

Hope this doesn't come across as weird.  Undecided
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!  Heart
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Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
Oh I love kitties. I want to kiss it.
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RE: Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
Cute.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
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RE: Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
Yeah, animal vids always manage to cheer me up. There are no assholes among animals after all.
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RE: Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
(July 22, 2015 at 6:59 pm)KUSA Wrote: Oh I love kitties. I want to kiss it.

I can tell by your profile pic.  Big Grin
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!  Heart
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Let's stop fighting and and start smiling! This is our one and only life to live... let's be friends and live it with smiles! Big Grin

-- Book of Pinkie Pie 7:3
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RE: Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
That's so cute! My kitty does something like that... when she's not being an evil bitch!
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
Cats: My favourite people.

I have a boy that's like that.

We play chasing around the house. I'll peer at him from around a doorway and then run away and he'll chase me. Then I'll turn around quickly and he'll run with me chasing him.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
You can't go wrong, posting cat stuff on the internet. It's the National Animal.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
I had a cat once. It ran away.
I had another. It ate my parrot then ran away also.
I hate cats now. Me heart is broken.
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RE: Something cute to brighten up your day. If you didn't love cats, you love them now.
I love all animals and I thought this gif was adorable.

It called to mind this old humourous passage I read online...I don't know where it's originally from, so sadly I cannot give credit.

It is especially fitting for this forum since God and the Story of Creation is the vehicle for the joke.

I've had both cats and dogs, and I find it hilarious.

If you've never read it before, enjoy:


                                                                        Why God Made Cats And Dogs


A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to, "Where do pets come from?" 

Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore.
I am lonesome here & it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me." 

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever
and who will be a reflection of my love for you,
so that you will love me even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be,
this new companion will accept you as you are & will love you as I do, in spite of yourself." 

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam & he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom & I cannot think of a name for this new animal." 

And God said,
"No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you,
his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." 

And Dog lived with Adam & was a companion to him & loved him.
And Adam was comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content & wagged his tail. 

After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord & said,
"Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts & preens like a peacock & he believes he is worthy of adoration.
Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well." 

And the Lord said,
"No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever & who will see him as he is.
The companion will remind him of his limitations,
so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration." 

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.
And Cat would not obey Adam.
And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being.

And Adam learned humility. 

And God was pleased.

And Adam was greatly improved.

And Dog was happy.

And the Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.
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