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Holy church of Cochen Bahls

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Holy church of Cochen Bahls
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Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:29 pm (This post was last modified: July 29, 2015 at 1:30 pm by dyresand.)
Who want's to join? Tongue
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:31 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 1:29 pm)dyresand Wrote: Who want's to join? Tongue

I already stand as a proud member.



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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Is it like the Church of the Holy Felcher ?
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:33 pm
Sorry, I'm already a member of the League Madeeq
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:36 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 1:33 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Is it like the Church of the Holy Felcher ?

As someone who knows what that means....no.



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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:37 pm
Tell me more . . .
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:39 pm
What are the services like?
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:40 pm
Ballsy spermons and some anal preaching I guess
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:49 pm (This post was last modified: July 29, 2015 at 1:51 pm by dyresand.)
(July 29, 2015 at 1:37 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Tell me more . . .

Well there is phallic statue that you have to bend over and pray to then after that you go up to it and rub it. 
If you are lucky and his most holy white liquid flows out let it cover your hands in liquid luck.
Church service is fairly quickly 5 minutes 15 at most and non of that singing bullshit just straight and to the point.
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RE: Holy church of Cochen Bahls
July 29, 2015 at 1:50 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 1:39 pm)Spooky Wrote: What are the services like?

See reply to vorlorn13
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