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Take me out to dinner and a movie
#1
Take me out to dinner and a movie
Anyone with a job knows this feeling. When the boss tells you at the last second you have to stay late. Or when you start your shift you will be down a person.

So if you are going to fuck me, buy me dinner and take me out to a movie first.
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#2
RE: Take me out to dinner and a movie
Technically, you do not have to stay late.

Know your labor laws. You are only required to work the hours you were scheduled.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#3
RE: Take me out to dinner and a movie
Technically bullshit.

The loophole is that, especially in right to work states, if they don't like your objections they can make unrelated excuses to for you and in most cases it is he said she said.

Technically does not mean owners don't work around it.
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#4
RE: Take me out to dinner and a movie
So long as you're a great worker, they're not going to go to those lengths to fire you just because you logically refuse to work past your scheduled shift.

Besides, "right to work" scenarios do not include management behaving as you suggest. If that was the case, they would not be "right to work". There are even rules they must follow to maintain their "right to work" status.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#5
RE: Take me out to dinner and a movie
Stop it. Right to work is Orwellian code for "You are my bitch".
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#6
RE: Take me out to dinner and a movie
No, you stop it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#7
RE: Take me out to dinner and a movie
Are you guys gonna make out?
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#8
RE: Take me out to dinner and a movie
(July 30, 2015 at 2:35 am)Brian37 Wrote: Anyone with a job knows this feeling. When the boss tells you at the last second you have to stay late. Or when you start your shift you will be down a person.

So if you are going to fuck me, buy me dinner and take me out to a movie first.

Yes sometimes in the grown up world shit sucks. Deal with it
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#9
Take me out to dinner and a movie
(July 30, 2015 at 2:35 am)Brian37 Wrote: Anyone with a job knows this feeling. When the boss tells you at the last second you have to stay late. Or when you start your shift you will be down a person.

So if you are going to fuck me, buy me dinner and take me out to a movie first.

So when did you get a job?
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#10
RE: Take me out to dinner and a movie
(July 30, 2015 at 2:35 am)Brian37 Wrote: Anyone with a job knows this feeling. When the boss tells you at the last second you have to stay late. Or when you start your shift you will be down a person.

So if you are going to fuck me, buy me dinner and take me out to a movie first.

That sounds like you're happy to prostitute your moral principles?
If you're happy at work, then your boss and you should already have an understanding?
If not, maybe time to start looking elsewhere.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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