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The king has no Kenyan blood
#21
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
(August 3, 2015 at 6:20 am)Alex K Wrote:
(August 3, 2015 at 5:22 am)Iroscato Wrote: What the hell is a leftoid? Sounds painful.
You don't wanna know. Had inflamed leftoids due to an untreated Leninitis, couldn't eat anything but oatmeal for months

(August 3, 2015 at 7:11 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Untreated? Were you stalin?

(August 3, 2015 at 7:14 am)Alex K Wrote: Nah, I didn't act quick enough because I mistook them for birth Marx...

(August 3, 2015 at 7:17 am)Neimenovic Wrote: They could look like that from certain Engels

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#22
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
So how does this work? Who gets the glory over at The Hall of Wit and Epicness?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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#23
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
Ohhhh, thread idea! Similar to the Celebrity/Great Thinker look-a-like thread, we should do a "Who's Your Real Celebrity Mom and Dad Based On MrAlStoner's Crackpot Conspiracy Bullcrap Thread"...yeah, that's got a nice ring to it. Or we can just derail this crap.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#24
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
(August 3, 2015 at 3:23 am)mralstoner Wrote: One day I will get back to our unfinished debate about Obama's fraudulent past. But meanwhile, here's a little ammo:

https://twitter.com/JoelSGilbert/status/...2093705216
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Good thing B. Obama I has glasses on in the picture. Otherwise racist right wing nuts would have been hell'a stumped, trying to figure out, who looks similar to whom...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#25
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
(August 3, 2015 at 9:59 am)Exian Wrote: So how does this work? Who gets the glory over at The Hall of Wit and Epicness?

I'm all for opening the Hall of undiluted nuttery. Stoners threads would get a place of honor there.
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#26
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
(August 3, 2015 at 9:09 am)Alex K Wrote: You know what the German people would say if it turned out that Angela Merkel's dad was an entirely different person somewhere from the balcans? Probably something along the lines of "Mh, very interesting...... so what's for dinner?

You Germans are such amateurs when it comes to batshit crazy.  We are number ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  USA! USA! USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#27
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
(August 3, 2015 at 9:09 am)Alex K Wrote: You know what the German people would say if it turned out that Angela Merkel's dad was an entirely different person somewhere from the balcans? Probably something along the lines of "Mh, very interesting...... so what's for dinner?

I think the only people this would shock would be the rightoids, and probably the Obama's. Luckily, this country has the world's shortest attention span, so we'd only hear about it for a week or two. It'd be fun, though, to see their acrobatics as they try to correlate it with anything at all to do with being president.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#28
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
(August 3, 2015 at 11:55 am)Exian Wrote: I think the only people this would shock would be the rightoids, and probably the Obama's. Luckily, this country has the world's shortest attention span, so we'd only hear about it for a week or two. It'd be fun, though, to see their acrobatics as they try to correlate it with anything at all to do with being president.

You know, I'm always amazed when looking at American news sites, how big a role celebrity fucking and breeding plays, as opposed to real world news.
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#29
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
I'm not sure whether we're a comedy or a tragedy. Hell, we went ape shit over another country's leaders breeding.

You definitely have to learn to breath and calm your nerves in the US, then you'll find some channels that feed some decent news.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#30
RE: The king has no Kenyan blood
(August 3, 2015 at 12:44 pm)Exian Wrote: I'm not sure whether we're a comedy or a tragedy. Hell, we went ape shit over another country's leaders breeding.

You definitely have to learn to breath and calm your nerves in the US, then you'll find some channels that feed some decent news.

I find that drinking helps.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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