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Top 3 perfumes/colognes
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I don't know if it's appropriate to dis one, but I've gotta say for me Old Spice induces nausea. I worked with a guy many years ago that thought it was fantastic, and he wore way too much. I've always thought it smelt of urinal cakes and I'll be damned why anyone would want to smell like that.
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 (August 13, 2015 at 1:31 am)Kitan Wrote: I do not wear such stinky oils. Let us see. Cheap perfume in your laundry soap. Cheap perfume in your dryer sheets. Cheap perfume in your shampoo. Cheap perfume in your soap. Cheap perfume in your deodorant. If you do hair spray or mousse, more cheap perfume. All my soaps and such are perfume free and hypoallergenic.
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My problem is that my nose gets used to colognes and I can't smell the ones I wear a lot like I used to.
But believe me, I have one called Aventus Creed, it smelt so good that I had to buy it even though it cost £120, but it was a fairly big bottle. So Aventus Creed is at number 1 for me, it's like sex panther. Even girls who don't like you will hug you in order to smell it. 2) Black xs paco robanne. 3) Dunhill persuit. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason.
Oh, crap, I see someone cited Old Spice before I dissed it.
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 (August 13, 2015 at 1:39 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: My mom loves Joop but has a huge problem finding it. Every year my dad goes on a lion hunt around the perfumeries of Portland looking for Joop to buy her for Christmas. He manages to find one bottle every other year or every third year or so. Amazon is your friend.
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Fabric softener and soap, but on special occasions a spritz and a walk-through for Dior Addict.
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Unless they are literally soaked in some scent, I gotta note it is extremely unlikely I'm going to notice any woman wearing fragrance anymore than I would one who isn't.
Having said that, a hygienically challenged woman I worked with years ago smelled just like any NFL linebacker would after a long workout in the Florida heat. I noticed her, and since she was a her, and she had that delightfully heady hard working male aroma about her all the time, I was totally mortified to be in her presence. I have no idea what the straight guys in the office thought, and I'm not sure I want to know, even to this day. 
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RE: Top 3 perfumes/colognes
August 14, 2015 at 12:26 am
(This post was last modified: August 14, 2015 at 12:28 am by IATIA.)
A side note for those that might not know and like the really fine aromatics.
There are three stages of aroma. A good perfume is aromatic oil that is dissolved in water and alcohol to help it absorb into the skin. The first smell you notice is the scent perfumed into the alcohol so that you do not smell the alcohol. The second scent is the perfumed water evaporating which blends the first smell with the oil and carries the rest of the alcohol with it. The final aroma is the oil itself and that is what you are paying for. When you shop for cheap 'Opium' spin-offs, what you get is garbage that has the first scent to disguise the alcohol and that is it. This spin-off crap is impregnated into baby oil or maybe vegetable oil, but it is not true perfume. When you want to sample a perfume, put a dab on one wrist and then go browse the mall for an hour or so. Now smell it. Are you getting what you want? Even if it is good perfume, is it what you want? What you are smelling at the counter of a good perfumery is not what you are paying for. What you smell at the counter of the spin-offs is what you are paying for. Even 'Old Spice' 
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy (August 13, 2015 at 10:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't know if it's appropriate to dis one, but I've gotta say for me Old Spice induces nausea. I worked with a guy many years ago that thought it was fantastic, and he wore way too much. I've always thought it smelt of urinal cakes and I'll be damned why anyone would want to smell like that. Even that $1000 dollar an ounce stuff can be nauseating if worn improperly. I have known many (men and women) that seem to think that if they can no longer smell it that it is no longer there, so to insure longevity, they bath in it I think. Good perfume is sensual. When I brush close to a women, that is when I should notice the perfume, not a half an hour before she gets there and yes, some men are just as bad except their taste is usually worse.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy  (August 13, 2015 at 10:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Oh, crap, I see someone cited Old Spice before I dissed it.Don't stress over it bud. I hear urinal cakes are coming back in fashion. Good if you feel like pissing or shitting youself whilst out raging. No one will notice...
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