Kim Jong Un in Pictures

[Napoléon]

I found it very interesting to flick through this album showing the escapades of Our Dear Leader™.


(not even photoshopped, those little kids really are that happy!)

Pictures of such amazing cultural events included in the album:

- Providing 'field guidance' in... a field.
- Inspecting tomatoes at a vegetable institute.
- Looking at some wheat.
- Giving flowers to female fighter pilots.
- Getting excited by salmon.
- Climbing a sacred mountain without any mountaineering gear.
- Waving.
- Planting a tree.
- Looking through binoculars.
- Giving more field guidance, but for shoes.
- Smoking cigarettes at a "baby home".
- Looking at some buns.
- Pointing.
- Riding a majestic horse.
- More waving.
- Riding a rollercoaster.
- Dennis Rodman.

And many many more!!!

All the while I couldn't help but notice how conscientious his advisors were, taking important notes at his every suggestion. The Dear Leader must be so wise and intelligent in every field  imaginable. I also loved how everyone he meets is so genuinely thrilled to see him. He truly seems like a remarkable man, and judging from the amount of laughter abound, and ofcourse Dennis Rodman, his banter must be top notch. 

Who else just can't get enough of the great Kim Jong Un?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pictureg...me=3406922

[Fidel_Castronaut]

What you can't see off screen is those girl's parents being executed and forced to eat the body parts of other victims.

Remember that guy who was kicked from here who believed that NK was great and that nothing bad happened there?

Weirdo, almost as deluded as some of the theists on here.

His wife is a looker though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ri_Sol-ju

[Homeless Nutter]

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

King Joffrey of Korea.

Fucking dipshit.

[Napoléon]

Let's be fair, look at all the evidence here of how great the Dear Leader is. He goes out and does all these wonderful things, giving farmers his own expertise in how to grow crops, giving military personal tips on how to better secure their borders, he's even given the NK basketball team a fantastic insight by bringing in Dennis Rodman. I don't see Obama with crowds of people crying with joy to meet him, do you guys?

Oh and his wife? I'd totally bang.

[vixene]

He's easily excited, why is he smiling creepily at salmon?

[Fidel_Castronaut]

To be fair some of the ideas are perfectly reasonable, like re-forestation and a drive to create more food. I doubt the altruism portrayed though and suspect a nefarious attempt to both improve the 'image' kim which is currently a fat, obnoxious, privately educated megalomaniacal buffoon intent on ruling with an iron fist and to show footage on TV (to those not in one of the several gulags or concentration camps) of Kim actually doing something except eating all the food he's shown criticising farmers for growing.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

He's easily excited, why is he smiling creepily at salmon?

He's a close relation.

[Iroscato]

He really is an overgrown baby, isn't he? Not just in his looks, but his mannerisms, totally insulated and want-for-nothing existence, constant fawning and artificial admiration being heaped on him at every moment. The Nork elite are playing quite a clever game here...

[Homeless Nutter]

He's easily excited, why is he smiling creepily at salmon?

Because farming salmon in neat stacks along the wall - as opposed to the wasteful, western way, in tanks of water - was all his idea. Great Leader is very eco-conscious...