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Chinese-English Translation Fails
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Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 8:54 am
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RE: Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 9:02 am
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 9:27 am (This post was last modified: August 28, 2015 at 9:37 am by Kurdistannn.)
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RE: Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 9:35 am (This post was last modified: August 28, 2015 at 9:37 am by ignoramus.)
This place
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makes me want to go here
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 9:37 am (This post was last modified: August 28, 2015 at 9:37 am by Kurdistannn.)
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RE: Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 9:37 am
Awesome! These cracked me up Smile
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RE: Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 9:41 am (This post was last modified: August 28, 2015 at 9:45 am by Kurdistannn.)
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RE: Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 9:51 am
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 10:40 am (This post was last modified: August 28, 2015 at 10:40 am by Exian.)
Somebody post those screen grabs from the Chinese Harry Potter English subtitles. My phones being slow.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Chinese-English Translation Fails
August 28, 2015 at 10:42 am
This one's russian, but worth a look.

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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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