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Stupidest horror movies
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 (August 31, 2015 at 6:56 am)Neimenovic Wrote: Do you know of any campy non-scary horror movies? With a supernatural element, like ghosts, possession, curses, demons etc., but not heart attack inducing and generally hard to take seriously. Any help will be greatly appreciated. I'll pay you in waffles ._. Army of Darkness, duh.  RE: Stupidest horror movies
September 1, 2015 at 12:11 pm
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(September 1, 2015 at 11:49 am)Chad32 Wrote: I think The Village was supposed to be a horror movie. A secluded village where there was something in the woods that kept people from wandering, and red flowers were a bad omen. It wasn't scary. Deep Blue Sea wasn't a good one either. Giant sharks that can somehow go through doors that two people can't squeeze through at once. I love Deep Blue Sea! There need to be more movies like that! Any suggestions for cool non-supernatural creature features?
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The Stuff.
I remember watching that when I was about 8 or 9. It was scar then...living yogurt takes over your body from the inside out! But as an adult, it's just campy good fun horror.
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― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead  (September 1, 2015 at 12:17 pm)Aroura Wrote: The Stuff.That movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. I didn't eat ice cream or anything that resembled ice cream for a year afterward. BTW, anything with Re-animator in the title would probably fit the bill. 
Re-Animator and Bride of Re-Animator were the best of the 3 (or 4?) movies.
And if you're going to watch them, look for the uncut versions. The oral sex scene in the first one is the funniest goddam sex scene EVER !! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Well, not a movie but a mini-series. Stephen King's "It." I'm not sure it could have been made worse had they tried to make a mockery of the book. Or, maybe they did try.
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 (September 1, 2015 at 7:41 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Re-Animator and Bride of Re-Animator were the best of the 3 (or 4?) movies. I saw the Reanimator at a movie festival in the late 90s - yes, I shouldn't have been in the cinema, but my friend and I got through anyway. Made me more of a fan of Jeffrey Combs (saw him a LOT in Trek). Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (September 3, 2015 at 11:31 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: Well, not a movie but a mini-series. Stephen King's "It." I'm not sure it could have been made worse had they tried to make a mockery of the book. Or, maybe they did try. Pretty much every SK film adaptation has fallen short, particularly the made for TV ones. Of those, "It" is one of the better ones. 
Wow. can't believe nobody's mentioned the Critters series. Those are really the early zombie movies...but with tiny little furby-ancestors instead of zombies. My favorite was Critters 2. Critters 2 had terminators from planet <insert name here> coming to earth to kill the Critters...but one of them finds a playboy magazine and changes its body fit the center foldout.
Totally wasn't because I was an 11 year old and suddenly got a fullscreen pair of double D's, promise!
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