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Thread of awkwardness
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 10:49 pm
(August 31, 2015 at 9:59 pm)Exian Wrote: It was a long ass prickly day though. Didn't get home untill 9pm to take care of the problem.

There's only one bathroom in that whole plant?

I'm travelling to resolve that particular issue.
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 11:02 pm
Hell no, I'd love a bathroom. There's only one portopotty at each plant! Actually, I think there are...3 locations that have plumbing. They're the older sites that were repurposed into asphalt plants and quarries, so the building structures are more permanent. The labs are actual brick buildings. At the newer sites, all the labs are just trailers.

But hell, one portopotty is awesome. When you're out on a job testing the asphalt density, you're lucky if the team remembered to bring a job site Johnny. Many a high speed dashes for the nearest McDonalds. I've learned to stay away from gas stations, because you'll likely end up empty handed and full blattered.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 11:06 pm
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 11:07 pm
Finally, a thread that defines my life....
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 11:12 pm
(August 31, 2015 at 11:07 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Finally, a thread that defines my life....

Me too. Aside from the over the top situations I get in to that make for good stories, I couldn't even put into words the amount of awkward I am in public. Like, literally, some of the things that lazily fall out of my mouth when I have to talk to people can't be expressed with the written language. Well, maybe if I tried it would be a lot of r's h's and s's.

Cute cashier: Hello! Will this be all?

Me: Issa rrrsssmm
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 11:16 pm
I'm definitely more articulate in writing than when I'm talking. Fur sure.
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 11:21 pm
My never fail to be awkward moment is

"Here's your ticket. Enjoy the movie."

Then I smash "You too." and "I will" together to make "You twill", and then I just hope I mumbled the first bit enough so that they think I just said "I will." because that's a totally normal response to "Enjoy the movie you've never seen."

Luckily, I've ran away by this point and I never make eye contact.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 11:28 pm
(August 31, 2015 at 11:21 pm)Exian Wrote: My never fail to be awkward moment is

"Here's your ticket. Enjoy the movie."

Then I smash "You too." and "I will" together to make "You twill", and then I just hope I mumbled the first bit enough so that they think I just said "I will." because that's a totally normal response to "Enjoy the movie you've never seen."

Luckily, I've ran away by this point and I never make eye contact.

Haha, saying "you, too" at inappropriate times is my specialty!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
August 31, 2015 at 11:31 pm
I called my college professor "Dude" once.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Thread of awkwardness
September 1, 2015 at 6:12 am
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