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Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 3:40 pm
(September 1, 2015 at 12:42 pm)MTL Wrote:
(September 1, 2015 at 12:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: She does look like the back side of one's balls, doesn't she?

That....was a particularly colourful descriptor, Minimalist....even for you.

Some situations deserve a little more creativity than others.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 3:53 pm
(September 1, 2015 at 12:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 1, 2015 at 12:35 pm)Divinity Wrote: Oh and guess what?  The stupid bitch is on her FOURTH Marriage.  Goddamn.  First why the fuck would four people marry a bitch like her?  Are there that many braindead in Kentu--never mind.  Of course there are.

"I believe in the bible. It says that gay people shouldn't get married!  It also is against divorce, but that's just a metaphor."

She does look like the back side of one's balls, doesn't she?

If she looks like the back of yours, you had better go to a doctor right away.  It may be some horrible form of cancer, and you may have waited too long to save them.

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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 4:26 pm
Is this another one?

I remember reading something like that a few weeks ago.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 4:42 pm
(September 1, 2015 at 2:52 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 1, 2015 at 1:52 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: As an elected official, she can't be fired. I suppose some process such as impeachment would need to be used.

Jail her for contempt.  Problem solved.

How about jailing her for being a DIVORCE WHORE ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 4:43 pm
I have to wonder if objectors pulled similar shenanigans after Loving v. Virginia (388 U.S. 1).
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 4:46 pm
(September 1, 2015 at 4:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 1, 2015 at 2:52 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Jail her for contempt.  Problem solved.

How about jailing her for being a DIVORCE WHORE ?

Nah, that would make me a hypocrite.

I'll let her god smite her for that.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 4:50 pm
If people are given religious exemptions to laws, I'm starting a new fucking religion.

My Religious Beliefs:

And Divinity said: Love of Money is the root of all evil. Thou Shalt not spread evil, so thou shalt not pay for anything. Everything is free. If people try to stop you from "stealing" remind them that it isn't stealing, you're simply protecting them from evil, and if they try to stop you it's getting in the way of thy religious liberty.

And Divinity said: It's a fucking shame that so many drugs are illegal. You may not be put in jail for doing drugs because I'm instituting a religious exemption there. Fuck anybody who thinks otherwise.

And Divinity Said: Thou shalt not be fired for being gay. Thy employer will pay for thy birth control. Not doing so is violating thy religious liberty. Even if they don't follow Divinitism.

And Divinity Said: I'll come up with more fucking rules later. If you ever have a problem with the law, just contact me, thy Divine Divinity, and I shall make a religious exemption for you to protect you from stupid fuckers.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 5:07 pm
Ha! I knew you anti Christ bigots would be all over this one! Just read the article online and thought I'd check in to see if you guys were bitching about it! HEEEEEEE HAWWWWW, y'all.
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 5:56 pm
(September 1, 2015 at 5:07 pm)A Theist Wrote: Ha! I knew you anti Christ bigots would be all over this one! Just read the article online and thought I'd check in to see if you guys were bitching about it! HEEEEEEE HAWWWWW, y'all.

What is bigoted about calling out the utter hypocrisy this judge has displayed? What is bigoted about asking a judge to uphold laws?
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RE: Clerk Defies Supreme Court, Refuses Gay Marriage Licenses
September 1, 2015 at 5:59 pm (This post was last modified: September 1, 2015 at 6:53 pm by Longhorn.)
So expecting people to do their fucking job is bigotry now? TIL I guess
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