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Rule of Thumb
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#21
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 7:11 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 10:34 am)Exian Wrote: You'll lose her in the same manner that you got her.
Ha! You Northerners....so proper! Down here, the saying goes "How you get man, is how you'll lose a man."  Smile
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#22
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 7:35 pm
if they say we'll call you in a week, your ass ain't getting hired.
if you see a dog running at you, RUN BITCH RUUUN.
don't buy from amazon, buy from ebay instead.
if you don't have ice, don't drink, unless it's wine.
don't buy apple products.
don't be a PS or XBOX peasant, assemble a PC and join the master race.
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#23
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 7:37 pm
If you hit your thumb with a hammer, it hurts

If it doesn't hurt, you're a super hero or need to see a doctor.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#24
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 7:44 pm
or you don't have a thumb Big Grin
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RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 7:44 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 7:44 pm)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: or you don't have a thumb Big Grin

A-ha!

Big Grin
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#26
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 8:01 pm
When cleaning your fridge, if you even think of smelling something to see if it's fresh, just throw it out.

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#27
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 8:03 pm
If birds are perching on your grass, it's time to mow the lawn.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#28
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 8:14 pm
If a painter, duct cleaner, roofer, or any other construction worker has to call you, he's not a reputable contractor.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#29
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 8:25 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 7:11 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(September 6, 2015 at 10:34 am)Exian Wrote: You'll lose her in the same manner that you got her.
Ha! You Northerners....so proper! Down here, the saying goes "How you get man, is how you'll lose a man."  Smile

Haha Believe me. I'm anything but proper; it takes effort to fake it. A few month ago, Losty and I were talking about how hard we have to try to negate our Ohioan grammar. Lol
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#30
RE: Rule of Thumb
September 6, 2015 at 9:59 pm
(September 6, 2015 at 4:56 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'll mess with Texas.

And I'll mess back Wink

Warning; I get a little randy when I'm sauced.
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