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Question Everything!
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#101
RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 6:20 pm
Why do I always get the bent one?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#102
RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 7:02 pm
Why don't you like bent ones ?
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#103
RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 8:04 pm
The bent what!?!  FSM Sad
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#104
RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 8:08 pm
Are you really going to pretend this is your first rodeo?
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#105
RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 8:15 pm
And while we are asking, which one of you has my Doc Johnson model 34 butt plug, with realistic veining, retractable/pose-able foreskin, accessory hand grip, and with included variable speed heavy duty vibrator, included extended run time rechargeable lithium ion battery pack and Energy-Star certified 120 volt wall charger ???
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#106
RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 8:28 pm
I only smelled and caressed it for a while but (butt) can someone tell me where I left it?
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RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 8:30 pm
You don't remember ?
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#108
RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 8:31 pm
Does anyone remember things when their in that state of mind?
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#109
RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 8:32 pm
Will someone please confess, before the cavity searches begin?
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RE: Question Everything!
September 16, 2015 at 10:13 pm
Did someone mention cavity searches ?
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