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This made me laugh!
darkwolf176 Away
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This made me laugh!
May 11, 2010 at 4:49 pm
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RE: This made me laugh!
May 11, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Wonder if he had a big grin on his sleeping visage??
HuhA man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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RE: This made me laugh!
May 11, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Shit, wouldn't you need a nap after banging 24 women?

Sooty will be ruined for others now. He'll never be a one ginny man again.
Nothing is your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull. - George Orwell
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RE: This made me laugh!
May 11, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Some pigs get all the luck. Sad
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: This made me laugh!
May 12, 2010 at 6:02 am
Quote:Shit, wouldn't you need a nap after banging 24 women?

Chance would be a fine thing, but I'm sure I could put aside a few months.

Umm,just how often can one take viagra?
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RE: This made me laugh!
May 12, 2010 at 8:26 am
Sooty is my hero.

That is a performance of EPIC proportions.
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RE: This made me laugh!
May 12, 2010 at 12:13 pm
(May 12, 2010 at 6:02 am)padraic Wrote:
Quote:Shit, wouldn't you need a nap after banging 24 women?

Chance would be a fine thing, but I'm sure I could put aside a few months.

Umm,just how often can one take viagra?

Just don't consume Viagra so often your dick is up all the time. Because that is a blood clotting issue, and will make your's fall off.
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RE: This made me laugh!
May 12, 2010 at 12:48 pm
(May 12, 2010 at 12:13 pm)Synackaon Wrote:
(May 12, 2010 at 6:02 am)padraic Wrote:
Quote:Shit, wouldn't you need a nap after banging 24 women?

Chance would be a fine thing, but I'm sure I could put aside a few months.

Umm,just how often can one take viagra?

Just don't consume Viagra so often your dick is up all the time. Because that is a blood clotting issue, and will make your's fall off.

Priapism is our word for today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Priapism (Ancient Greek: πριαπισμός), known also as Hulseyism, is a potentially harmful and painful medical condition in which the erect penis or clitoris[1] does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours. There are two types of priapism: low-flow and high-flow. Treatment is different for each type. Priapism is considered a medical emergency, which should receive proper treatment by a qualified medical practitioner. Early treatment can be beneficial for a functional recovery.



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