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The "Creepiest" thread
#61
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
(September 28, 2015 at 3:13 am)ignoramus Wrote: Here's an Uber creepy for the ladies on a first date:

No, No, I'll pay for tea, I insist!
Maybe, you can pay me back some other way!

Yes dear, you can pay for my tea, as long as you let me add the sugar
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#62
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
You're SO fuckin' hot - you remind me of my mum.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#63
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
(September 28, 2015 at 3:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You're SO fuckin' hot - you remind me of my mum.

Boru

Yes, you remind me of her too
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#64
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
Aoi, you should visit NZ sometime; the scenery, the people,  our loosely enforced laws regarding necrophilia, the climate.  I look forward to your visit.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#65
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
I'd love to Boru, but you just feel a bit too... you know... alive.
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#66
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
You haunt my lucid dreams.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#67
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
Can I watch you wash your feet?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#68
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
I know this is our first date, but I've updated my fb status to "in a relationship", is that ok?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#69
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
You're just as beautiful on the inside.

*wipes knife*
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#70
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
So, Johnny, do you like movies with Gladiators in them?

Hattip: Airplane.
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