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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 3:17 am
(September 28, 2015 at 3:13 am)ignoramus Wrote: Here's an Uber creepy for the ladies on a first date:

No, No, I'll pay for tea, I insist!
Maybe, you can pay me back some other way!

Yes dear, you can pay for my tea, as long as you let me add the sugar
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 3:59 am
You're SO fuckin' hot - you remind me of my mum.

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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 4:32 am
(September 28, 2015 at 3:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You're SO fuckin' hot - you remind me of my mum.

Boru

Yes, you remind me of her too
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 4:45 am
Aoi, you should visit NZ sometime; the scenery, the people,  our loosely enforced laws regarding necrophilia, the climate.  I look forward to your visit.

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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 4:57 am
I'd love to Boru, but you just feel a bit too... you know... alive.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 7:27 am
You haunt my lucid dreams.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 8:23 am
Can I watch you wash your feet?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 8:31 am
I know this is our first date, but I've updated my fb status to "in a relationship", is that ok?
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 8:54 am
You're just as beautiful on the inside.

*wipes knife*
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

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"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 9:52 am
So, Johnny, do you like movies with Gladiators in them?

Hattip: Airplane.
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