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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 3:54 am
(September 30, 2015 at 2:51 pm)Luckie Wrote: (September 30, 2015 at 5:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: This one creeped me out just typing it...
G'day! How's it going? Ya lost? Let me know if you need a lift?
Anyway, the name's Ivan.
Eh?
Is that a serial killer or somethin?
Yes. The backpacker killer I mentioned in another thread. Piece of shit would pick up tourists, take them to the wilderness and murder them. Currently rotting in prison.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 4:17 am
'S all right, luv. I've had a vasectomy so - technically - you'll still be a virgin.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 8:07 am
After winning on the Fear Factor game show, Mary thought nothing of having a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 8:22 am
Would you consider at least faking La Petite Mort so I can finish happy?
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 8:45 am
Hey there Brewer, I know you have a lot of gentleman callers, but here's something to think about *leans in and whispers in your ear* My Lord restores my virginity every night.
*winks at competition*
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 9:35 am
Gentlemen?!?!?!?!?
Gentile men?!?!?!?!?
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 9:50 am
Genital men.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 1:10 pm
So the atheists think they're safe because the rapture didn't come in September. But you just wait...
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The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
October 1, 2015 at 10:21 pm
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